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Most SEXIEST Character EVARZ
Published: 2008-07-05 17:11:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 7275; Favourites: 69; Downloads: 676
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Description OMG leik hai guyz! I just thought of teh most wickedly awesomest Naruto character and she is ssooooo KAWAII!!
Ok wells, this is her!

Name: Maruto Uchiha-Hyuuga

Age: 16

Village: Konoha (but she left it coz she was bored lolz)

Rank: S-class missing nin (but she used to be leik ANBU!)

Clan: Her mother was from the Hyuuga clan and her father was from the Uchiha clan so she is BOTH (lolz how awesome iz dat!)

Kekkei Genkai: She has one eye of sharingan and one eye of byakugan but she can also use them both together (AND the rinnegan for some reason) to create the awesomagan!

Bijuu: The 10 tailed smoke fox. It gives her all the awesome powers of ALL the other bijuu but Maruto does not get hurt at all! Her demon also gives her those ears (she has a tail too! kawaii!) and the Naruto whiskers! Oh and the bijuu is called Gary coz that is a very good demon name!

Jutsu: Can do any jutsu ever, even other people's bloodline limits because of her awesomagan!

Story: Maruto grew up alone coz her mother died when she was three and her dad never wanted her so he kept her in the basement and hardly ever fed her and didn't love her but then when Itachi killed all the Uchiha clan he found her and set her free coz she was soooo cute and he thought she would keep Sasuke company and be his friend. LOLZ AWWWWW!!!
Then Maruto went to live with the Hyuuga clan and was bestest buddies with Neji and Hinata oh and Sasuke too but he went to live somehere else LOL! Then her demon came out and it scared everyone so they made her leave and she went and lived with Naruto who felt her pain and instantly fell in love with her, but Sasuke had already fallen in love with her so those two fought all the time and it was bad.
So then after graduating the academy and becoming an ANBU at 10 years old (omg she is a prodigy btw!) she got bored and went to orochimaru for more power!
He taught her a lot of jutsu and she mastered them all and then he gave her a curse seal and she mastered it in liek 2 hours so orochimaru wanted her for his new body but she said no and since he was scared of her power he let her go. In her wanderings she met a lot of people including Gaara who fell in immediate luuurve with her but she didn't love him so she ran away again and then she joined AKATSUKI coz they wanted her power and demon but she said they couldnt have her demon but she would work for them!
In Akatsuki she was clearly the most powerful member and everybody loved her. Leik REALLY loved. And Deidara taught her how to make clay bombs and Sasori taught her how to make puppets. Oh did I mention that she can come apart like Kakuzu with the strings (but her strings aren't visible coz ewwww, they look gross!) and can be cut up and do curse stuff like Hidan? Well she can and all the other stuff of the Akatsuki too coz she can do ALL JUTSU remember?
Yeah, so she partied with Akatsuki for a bit and fell in love with Deidara, but then Deidara died so she became really depressed and emo and set out to get her revenge on Sasuke, but she couldn't kill him coz he really loved her but she was like "ew no you're my cousin or something" haha, Sasuke is a sick puppy! so sasuke went to destroy Konoha, I dont know something completely unrelated to Maruto but she still decided to save Konoha so she did and became Hokage!
THE END

Omg guyz I worked so hard on this plz tell me what you think and no flames plz coz this is my first Oc and she IS NOT A MARY SUE! Anyone who sez that is a big meanie bum and I will just block them if they say mean stuff!

I was bored and browsing deviantart and saw so many Mary-Sues. x_x Did I mention I was bored?
So, just to be clear, THIS IS A JOKE!
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Comments: 155

Pearlitelives12 [2016-03-30 18:34:08 +0000 UTC]

You do know that Kishimoto himself stated if a Hyuga and Uchiha had a child it would have a normal Uchiha eye and the other one would be a byakugan.

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beffles In reply to Pearlitelives12 [2016-04-04 08:45:20 +0000 UTC]

I made this 8 years ago

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Pearlitelives12 In reply to beffles [2016-04-04 09:04:54 +0000 UTC]

Oh okay, sorry for that.

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hetalianlover13 [2013-03-16 17:11:13 +0000 UTC]

it's so Mary-Sue that I want to kill myself

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orangecarrotface [2013-01-08 06:21:23 +0000 UTC]

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HystericalGirl [2012-12-26 14:28:21 +0000 UTC]

Dafuq. X.X
Dat Mary Sues are killing me :C
Good job

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Skarabog [2012-12-11 21:37:35 +0000 UTC]

and a very good joke as well... XD

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NODOGAN [2012-10-16 02:18:18 +0000 UTC]

so, a fake cosplay animal ears freak, blind right eye, and blood shot left eye like drug addict,that has cuts in her cheeks is sexy?...meh is Naruto i believe it *sarcastic rant* and lol SOOOO TRUE Mary-Sues ARE like that, dude people should just stay away of the official chars, and their kekkei genkais, and the tailed beasts, they're all TAKEN‘‘ its bad enough the mary-sues we've have to see in movies, let alone Sharingan had became mary-sue on his own XD

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KFCMiyu [2012-07-15 04:13:34 +0000 UTC]

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AkatsukiAshley [2012-06-22 02:17:30 +0000 UTC]

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swatgunn [2012-06-11 17:09:17 +0000 UTC]

...Madara?

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yunaXsora [2012-06-04 04:13:24 +0000 UTC]

OGM CAN I LIEK BE IN UR STORY?
Herez my Oc prof
Her naem is Sasuze, and shez a half wolf/ half demen, and her mom died when she waz born, and her dad left so she totez had to liev by herselfs. She stolez from ppl to maek a living and then nauto fell for herz and she waz such a prodigy they offered her a plaec in the UCHIHA family! X3 Evey1 waz nice to her and likez her, and sasuke fell in loev with her and so she daeted sasuke and nauro withoutz eachother nowing until they found out and fought over herz... BUT SHE CHOOSE NARUTO and she lived with the uchiha clan and they all loved her and adored her tonz X3
Can she be in ur storiez?

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Awayukikan [2012-03-28 19:26:57 +0000 UTC]

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ClassyIndeed [2012-02-01 20:37:34 +0000 UTC]

With all the Uchiha OCs out there the whole clan could be revived! xD lol

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ulqiorra-is-alive [2011-12-28 03:42:17 +0000 UTC]

This is so legit.
Best OC of the year! Give this man a round of applause!

But in all seriousness, yeah, most of the OCs... ever are pretty much this or are representations of fanfic writers who want to screw character X

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Dante-And-Pizza [2011-12-11 01:22:43 +0000 UTC]

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Angelkitty879 [2011-12-04 20:46:57 +0000 UTC]

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SilentPajero [2011-09-16 07:52:47 +0000 UTC]

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Ghost-Occult [2011-09-04 17:22:27 +0000 UTC]

Do people really talk/write like that? If so, I think I might have just died inside.

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beffles In reply to Ghost-Occult [2011-09-13 00:06:09 +0000 UTC]

They do. I'm sorry. :c

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Diznits [2011-07-16 23:26:15 +0000 UTC]

Ya know what's sad? My.... ummm.. "friend" (more like semi-acquaintance) has characters exactly like this... and he's not joking.

If you want to see his characters, here's his account ~wolfthe19tailedwolf (don'tcha just love his username?)

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sodadrink23 [2011-05-29 09:25:05 +0000 UTC]

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TensaiAmeru In reply to sodadrink23 [2011-07-05 01:43:52 +0000 UTC]

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TensaiAmeru [2011-05-19 20:19:44 +0000 UTC]

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fujingodofwind [2011-05-07 02:02:48 +0000 UTC]

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beffles In reply to fujingodofwind [2011-05-08 12:38:55 +0000 UTC]

Haha, yeah. You can look it up on wikipedia, tvtropes or a number of other websites.

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fujingodofwind In reply to beffles [2011-05-08 20:02:53 +0000 UTC]

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Petit-Hibou [2011-04-10 01:53:23 +0000 UTC]

I don't know if I posted here before, but, I would never create something so horrid like that. I would rather stick the blister on my thumb in salt water than create that. XD

Lol, I know it's a joke, but just sayin. XD

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beffles In reply to Petit-Hibou [2011-04-12 02:26:34 +0000 UTC]

Well good! The less we see of OCs like this the better (although this is a relatively rare extreme example).

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Kumori-kunn [2011-03-16 16:52:49 +0000 UTC]

hahahaha.....Gary XD

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Gamzie [2011-03-15 17:29:09 +0000 UTC]

I just got mind raped... XD

lmao... Gary? XD

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dreamtraveler1313 [2011-02-06 02:33:20 +0000 UTC]

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beffles In reply to dreamtraveler1313 [2011-02-06 05:07:56 +0000 UTC]

Oh dear god, kill it with fire!

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dreamtraveler1313 In reply to beffles [2011-02-06 23:23:46 +0000 UTC]

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beffles In reply to dreamtraveler1313 [2011-02-09 02:18:24 +0000 UTC]

yes D:

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dreamtraveler1313 In reply to beffles [2011-02-09 02:53:16 +0000 UTC]

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beffles In reply to dreamtraveler1313 [2011-02-09 03:52:37 +0000 UTC]

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dreamtraveler1313 In reply to beffles [2011-02-11 00:54:44 +0000 UTC]

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AlderranCity34 [2011-01-02 23:24:01 +0000 UTC]

Omg...my ribs hurt... XDDD

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Yazzy-Quinn [2010-12-31 02:02:12 +0000 UTC]

I LOVE IT!

This is the most original character I've ever seen!

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beffles In reply to Yazzy-Quinn [2011-01-01 18:05:24 +0000 UTC]

Oh totes

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lug0si [2010-11-05 03:36:14 +0000 UTC]

NICE. I love it. Excellent job mocking the shit out of Naruto's Mary-Sues. Too often do I see their horrifying image all over Photobucket. They're as interesting as an STD, and probably have them from all the canon characters they've (supposedly) slept with. >XP This definitely made my day.

;D

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beffles In reply to lug0si [2010-11-05 04:16:10 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad It was fun to draw!

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BrutallyAmish [2010-10-08 09:33:20 +0000 UTC]

Genius.
Though it would have killed me to type that way for so long. You've fought the brave fight.

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Minkymy [2010-09-09 17:09:03 +0000 UTC]

Her eyes are canonically accurate.

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beffles In reply to Minkymy [2010-09-17 05:58:12 +0000 UTC]

Yeah... I did this before I knew that. I still think it's fairly stupid :/

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TheDerangedArtistDai [2010-08-25 22:12:37 +0000 UTC]

Yes.

That's all I have to say.

And I love you.

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iamzhippopotimus [2010-06-19 04:46:00 +0000 UTC]

I do believe my colon just exploded o-e

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beffles In reply to iamzhippopotimus [2010-06-19 05:34:09 +0000 UTC]

Oh dear, perhaps you should see a doctor about that

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loveye76 [2010-06-15 18:32:33 +0000 UTC]

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