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When the sign in this shop window said 'TV Upgrade For Free, trade in your set for something better' I thought it meant I could trade in my crappy old television for some state of the art 4K surround sound dealie, so I went in there with my battered old 16 inch set hoping to come out with some kind of cinema screen. I assumed there was a typo about 'upgrading to DD'.... I assumed they meant 'HD'.

But as soon as I got in there a towering, strong willed woman with a firm hand told me that TV meant 'transvestite' and by 'upgrade' she meant taking a drab and scruffy grungey man and turning them into something more fabulous than they could imagine.

She got to work on me waxing and plucking, painting and trimming my rusty coloured long hair into a neat black bob. I was too scared to say anything as this lace mini dress slid up my body and these six inch heels thrust out my butt and chest. Oh yeah, there wasn't a typo about HD, as shown with these 38DD's stuck to my chest.

As I touched my soft and painted face with these long red nails I nervously crossed my freshly smooth legs as I couldn't help but wonder what she meant by 'trading in my old set for something better'!