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"This was going to be the perfect scam, with you working as the new temp girl checking coats in the reception at this exclusive casino all you had to do was take the jackets, steal any wallets and phones, maybe even take some of the finer coats, and sneak out of there and we could sell all the stuff and make a fortune. An' if the cops came looking for you they'd never think that you, usually a scruffy looking geezer with a greasy beard and ripped jeans, could ever be a suspect, you'd get away with it scot free. But I've been sat out there waiting in the car for three hours David, why the hell are you still here?"

"Mum, don't take this the wrong way...b-but I like it here. I-I like being Diana"

"Like it? How can you possibly like it? I've made you dress like a woman, and actually work for a living being all polite and servile to these rich wankers, how the bloody hell can you like it?"

"I know I'm the black sheep of the family as I'm polite and quiet unlike the rest of you being all loud mouthed and getting into drunken fights outside kebab shops like it was a badge of honour. That I love the feel of satin and heels, I'd much rather have a cute purse in my hand rather than burglars tools. I hate being a thief, not to mention I'm shit at it! I've always wanted a decent job far away from dodgy pawn shops and crooked guys in alleyways, for the first time in my life I'm actually good at something. I saw my chance at escaping this awful criminal life and so I took it, why do you think I've been practicing my make-up day and night since you came up with this idea? Why do you think I've been practicing walking in heels and smoothing my skirts when I sit? You honestly never realised I was a closetted crossdresser and I loved satin and lipstick, why do you think I didn't even question your crazy plan?"

"Y-you really like being dressed like this? A-and actually working for an honest living?"

"Yes Mum I do, I like being polite and well-mannered to our customers here, I've even got some healthy tips for being so courteous and hard working. Miss Wilkins, she's the boss here, has been so impressed she's offered me the job full time and she even said if I prove to be a loyal and dedicated employee she'll get me into the management training scheme. But I told her truth about what really lies under these lace panties, but she doesn't care as she is desperate for employees who are actually good at their jobs. I have a real future in satin and skirts, what more could I want out of life?"

"B-but...I...."

"Listen Mum, how about I sign you in as a guest? The first three spin on the roulette wheel are on the house, it's one of the perks of the job"

"What? No I bloody well.....on the house you say? Well maybe just a few spins then"

"Very good Madam, may I take your coat and have a free drink sent over to you?"

"Free booze too? Sure, thanks David...I mean Diana.....damn, you really are a polite and sweet girl, maybe you're right. Maybe this is the life you were always meant to have. Oh, and no lemon in my gin and tonic"

"Very good Madam"