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Published: 2014-06-25 02:08:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 933; Favourites: 4; Downloads: 60
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Actually, I rather thought you were gonna ask "why.... are there so many chickens in movies?!"
Believe me, it's true. Next time you watch movies, look for the chickens. Often times they're shown or spoke of in ways that make no sense. Why are chickens so important to show business? Maybe, really, the chickens own and run Hollywood!?
... The Great Chicken Conspiracy.
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To get there before the egg - ending the other question once and for all
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That explains so much!
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In order to keep its species in the collective consciousness of society who will ponder such a question until the end of time? It's what I'd do...
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To the marble sized Brian, this is an act of incredible daring. Therefore the chicken is showing its bravery in the face of the technological menace of humanity. (OK, it doesn't make for a great joke, but...)
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Uh...wellz..I iz guess as they iz chickunz in the city they iz homeless, and one of those evil moo cowz iz tell them they iz can get a job at this real cool place for chickunz called Chick Fil A.
And as they iz new in townz and not too good at readz, they iz so overjoyed at the chance of a regular wage they iz dash off to fill in applicationz and of course they iz haz cross a few roadz to get there?
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Clearly another superheroine ran afowl of Morgana and is attempting to escape before Morgana returns home with the other ingredients for her famous chicken and waffles.
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Well, it's all quite obvious, really. In order to escape from an agent of the Independent Order of Unaffiliated Felines, our chicken (who was herself an operative for the Coalition of Feathers, Fowl, and Frivolity) decided to locate a safehouse belonging to one of the CFFF's allies. There was a known haunt of the Canine Conglomerate for the Betterment of Humanity nearby, but the CFFF had learned that she CCBH couldn't always be trusted, especially around meal-time. The next option was to try the Floundering Fishes Fountain of Facts Association, but as this particular chicken wasn't a terribly gifted swimmer, she had to pass on that.
With the IOUF cat catching her up, she briefly considered appealing to the Scuffle Squirrel family, but they charged heavy fees for their services, and if the interest rates didn't kill you, their Chipmunk ninjas would. She did manages to tap an independent woodchuck agent for the word on the street, and discovered that the commando unit, the Hemlock Honey Badgers, was nearby. Their hatred for all things feline was legendary. The only problem was that they were located on the other side of one of the many Human Death Strips that crisscrossed the city, this one being particularly perilous.
She was all set to abandon that idea, when she spotted her pursuer with a few dozen Weasel Assassins in tow. Faced with certain death in either direction, the chicken threw caution to the wind and launched herself across the street.
As luck would have it, the Hemlock Honey Badgers chose that moment to exit the bar they had been carousing in. Upon spotting the cat and his weasel inions across the way, they opened fire with their gatling gun-rocket-cannon-laser-flamethrowers, laying waste not only to their foes, but every metal human rolling thing that was zipping across the Death Strip. The plucky chicken found herself dodging bullets, explosions, fire, and shrapnel from the destroyed vehicles, but miraculously she made it across.
And that is why the chicken crossed the road. 
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Man I HATE the chipmunk Ninjas!
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Innocent looking little bastards!
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If we want to get run over, we have to walk out in front...
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I'd come up with an answer, but now I'm hungry for some reason...
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