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This is an image about Minecraft...

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A while back (about 2 weeks ago), my friend and I decided to to play Minecraft together. Unfortunately... he only has the mobile version on his phone. That means that I'd have to use my own cell phone (gross) to play the game. After of about 2 hours (not kidding) of bullshittery with Microsoft's services, their horrendous Xbox website's interface and confusing layout, to the issue of sync problems between my computer and my phone (Thanks Windows 10...), only then were we able to log on and play the game, together. (After 2 hours of what should have been a quick set up should have been us playing the game...)

Oh my god, the mobile version of Minecraft has some of the worst controls I've ever seen in my life! The controls are just awful, but that's an understatement. The controls are abysmal... I couldn't even get my character to look forward without having them crane their neck directly at the zenith or at their feet... I had a feeling that the mobile version was going to have terrible controls, and what do you know? I was right. I was very uncomfortable playing this on my phone, and what do you see in this image is what you get.

When I logged in on my friend's server, I spawned next to (I think) water and a swamp. The best part? I could not even jump up to the next block, because I couldn't even see anything other than the ground at my feet... Simply, amazing... While this was happening, he was laughing at how my character's head kept craning up and down in a very quick and sharp manner. I was very upset because I expected better, but I guess I shouldn't have expected quality from a cell phone, you know? With that being our experience, he and I both agreed that we'll wait until I buy the Windows 10 [gross] version of Minecraft so we can play together this Winter.

Question: Is that your Minecraft player name?
Answer: Yes, that is my actual Minecraft player name. It is the name you will see above my character when you and I are on the same server.

One more item on my "to do" list done, a few more to go...