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Published: 2015-12-16 10:15:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 1507; Favourites: 25; Downloads: 0
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Fortunately, the crews of the Enterprise and Millennium Falcon peacefully resolved the tension of the first inter-franchise encounter.Unfortunately, Worf and Chewbacca both went into homicidal rampages when they were mistaken for pets.
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Comments: 34
ElectricGecko [2015-12-22 00:57:45 +0000 UTC]
Falcon FTW. Though I feel like Star Trek is so obviously the also-ran in the public eye now that I sort of have a soft spot for them now.
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schizmatic In reply to ElectricGecko [2015-12-22 01:53:31 +0000 UTC]
I have a soft spot for Starship Troopers -- by which I mean its poor misguided fans. XD
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goeliath In reply to schizmatic [2016-02-05 15:15:38 +0000 UTC]
I too have a soft spot for starship troopers! oh wait... ;-;
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schizmatic In reply to wbyrd [2015-12-18 10:42:04 +0000 UTC]
The Jawas sell the Enterprise for scrap metal and blow all the money at Mos Eisley.
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wbyrd In reply to schizmatic [2015-12-18 18:36:17 +0000 UTC]
Yeah I can see Data setting out in front of the sand crawler next to R2...ooooooooo counselor Troi in a slave girl outfit...of course Riker would go over to the dark side that ego of his is trouble.
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schizmatic In reply to wbyrd [2015-12-18 19:19:51 +0000 UTC]
Riker has always been tempted by the dark side to change the spelling of his name to "Ryker."
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Zer0767 [2015-12-17 05:12:11 +0000 UTC]
I think all the fans on both sides has consider this. And the fandom will be alert to destroy the other ones...
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schizmatic In reply to Zer0767 [2015-12-17 05:50:52 +0000 UTC]
"Trek or Wars: this 'Star' is only big enough for one of us!"
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Zer0767 In reply to schizmatic [2015-12-17 07:38:48 +0000 UTC]
Maybe they both of them could subsist in a parallel universe. Or be destroy in this one...
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schizmatic In reply to Zer0767 [2015-12-17 08:44:58 +0000 UTC]
Finally someone figures out a use for all these extra universes!
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Zer0767 In reply to schizmatic [2015-12-19 05:11:13 +0000 UTC]
I think is something reasonable. All the extra universe are there for one reason. Whatever it is the real reason...
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schizmatic In reply to jeditoby [2015-12-16 17:52:16 +0000 UTC]
Kirk's head would probably explode when he discovered an alien princess named Leia.
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schizmatic In reply to jeditoby [2015-12-16 23:38:08 +0000 UTC]
Kirk: "I'm sorry, did I shoot you? My phaser is set on 'stunning'."
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schizmatic In reply to jeditoby [2015-12-17 19:44:45 +0000 UTC]
"Whoa, lower your shields, Princess Sticky Buns."
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schizmatic In reply to jeditoby [2015-12-17 22:27:49 +0000 UTC]
"Fine. Stick with your stupid boyfriend, Luke, for all I care."
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Sarah-Martin [2015-12-16 13:18:22 +0000 UTC]
Glad you wrote NCC-1701 on it, because Picard would never have done that. Not before he knew everything about the force and its moral, political and ecological implications... this is more a Kirk thing.
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schizmatic In reply to Sarah-Martin [2015-12-16 17:44:42 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, conflict between Trekkies and Warsies is nowhere close to the conflict between Kirkians and Picardians.
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Sarah-Martin In reply to schizmatic [2015-12-16 22:11:53 +0000 UTC]
I confess to be true Picardian, I shall be both as loyal and sceptic as he alway was and imitate him in anything he did exept his baldness!
(By the way, Shatner wore a wig!)
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schizmatic In reply to Sarah-Martin [2015-12-16 23:10:59 +0000 UTC]
I hope Shatner's wig wasn't made from Tribbles. That'd be too cruel.
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Sarah-Martin In reply to schizmatic [2015-12-17 12:03:03 +0000 UTC]
But veeeery practical for wigmakers. Just leave some wigs alone for a few moments ... whoops: The spring collection!
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schizmatic In reply to Sarah-Martin [2015-12-17 19:48:26 +0000 UTC]
And finally, a cure for baldness with live, growing hair! X)
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Sarah-Martin In reply to schizmatic [2015-12-17 21:13:16 +0000 UTC]
Of course this is nothing for Vegans, they would need a live, growing meadow on their heads.
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schizmatic In reply to Sarah-Martin [2015-12-17 22:29:54 +0000 UTC]
And graze on their bangs whenever they're hungry. X)
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Sarah-Martin In reply to schizmatic [2015-12-18 22:30:07 +0000 UTC]
Called trimming the verge.
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MrTenso [2015-12-16 11:11:02 +0000 UTC]
Usually the universe is more weirder than anybody can tell.
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schizmatic In reply to MrTenso [2015-12-16 17:42:25 +0000 UTC]
That's practically the First Law of theoretical physics. X)
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