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RayBurciago β Elsa...the Pedophile?
Published: 2014-05-29 19:19:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 2476; Favourites: 26; Downloads: 4
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Just made this to get people to understand that Elsa could have BABYSAT Jack Frost if anything. So, just being honest. It's not a good ship! And another thing. Jack was 14 in 1712. I don't know when Frozen took place so there is no defense saying that Jack is 300 years older because I'm pretty sure that they both took place around the same time period.And if you're just going to defend Jelsa, get the fuck away from this deviation or comment section.
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See, I would be fine with people if they changed Jack age but they don't. They keep him 14! That's worrying.
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It's not even that. It's really like shipping incest because if any relations, Jack and Elsa are siblings or cousins. It's gotten so bad for me that I deleted every frozen song on my Amazon and refuse to watch the film now.
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Refuse to watch Frozen and pretty damn sure they are distant cousins.
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Jack Frost and Elsa are not even related, they don't even live in the same universe. I don't like Jelsa, but this is a silly reason to not watch Frozen or even listen to the music from the movie. Elsa is owned by Disney and Jack Frost is owned by Dreamworks, they will never be in the same movie.
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Jack Frost is ugly and had not style of disney 3D guy for making couple with Elsa
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Uh...*sirens* I'm not running. They're not gonna arrest me. It's the grammar police.Β
But I guess I'll take it as a compliment? O.o
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Necrophilia. Can't believe I missed that too. But, hey, there was an amazing Hermione/Peeves story that I loved so there's that.
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Considering Jack's distorted age of still being a teenager yet centuries old , He's both a kid and a old man.Β He's a abomination . We are not even counting necrophilia since Jack is dead .
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He's both. So I try to say he's 15 and a half.
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riseoftheguardians.wikia.com/w⦠Has his age at 14
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Finally someone agrees!
Well sort of,
I think Jack is physically 17 because the movie producer said so but the writer of the books says he's 14,
I just go with his movie age, but even then, he's like 317 years old which is way too old to be going after a 21 year-old.
Plus, if he wasΒ over 100Β when Elsa was a kid, then Jack's the pedophile.
Case Closed :I
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15 and a half. Including mindset. Forever. Too young. Case closed.
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It's a little unclear how old Jack Frost really is, physically. Some say he's 14, but then there's a Dreamwork's Representative who says Jack Frost was 18. And then thereβs other sources that say heβs 17. We all know that Jack Frost is around 300 years old, so making him around 17 or 18 would probably be the best fit since Iβve yet to hear a 14 year old with a deep voice that Jack has.
Prince Philip is around 21 years - like Elsa- while the woman he marries is 16. Even Snow White is 14 years old while her prince is pretty close to 18 or 20 β an adult!
Even in games, like Fire Emblem, we have Nowi who's 1,000 years old but takes the form of a teenager.
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Isn't Anna the same way though? She gets along pretty well with her sister despite how different their personalities are.
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Bu that's her sister , it's quite different from someone who wants to be your romantic interest .
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Pssh, my cousin's 15 and he sounds like a marine. You can sound like anything at any age. Probably shouldn't be proud of this, but my mom said I had a deep man's voice when I was an infant. AND I'M A GIRL!
Second order, I fucking hate Sleeping Beauty. She's a lazy ass, and I hate it so much that I refuse to see Maleficent because of it. So screw that noise.
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Sure is a good laugh from dumbasses like you. lol
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what do you mean? im telling the truth, look anywhere on the internet; Jack Frost is permanently 18.
and just a small tip, don't call someone a dumbass if you don't know them. but you know I guess it doesn't matter. I have better things to be worrying about.
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riseoftheguardians.wikia.com/w⦠ Has his age at 14
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Well that's the director's opinion but according to the writer of the books it's suppose to be 12 . And the writers of the movie mention 15 . It's shows how much of a mess that movie is as not even it's producers can't keep their story straight .
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Whatever, if you refuse to believe the truth about Jack Frost's age, not my problem. And you know I'm not gonna say that I wish that I could cut open your arm and pour palt on it while having a hobo scratch at it with his dirty fingernails all the while, because I respect that. Just like I respect people that still believe in Santa and people that don't believe the Holocaust ever happened. Just cause other people do something, doesn't mean I have to.
Seriously, I'm not making fun of you. I respect people like that because they actually stick to their beliefs.
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Frozen takes place around 1840, according to the writers. But still a good point, well made!
Personally, I think people who ship Elsa with *anyone* are kind of missing the whole point of the characterβ¦Β
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Me too! Let's be best friends!
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