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Published: 2011-01-29 19:10:42 +0000 UTC; Views: 22597; Favourites: 330; Downloads: 77
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just a severe case of "randominus stupidus" (my term) lol this writer's block is crippling...Related content
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Ven the confetti spell is only for special occasions, why did you take them all anyways?
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In Marcy and Aqua's room...
Marcy: (dreaming)Yes Vanitas, I will marry you!
Terra: Aqua, Marcy get up!
You gotta come to the throne room right now!
Aqua: Wahh!! No! I don't listen to Cher! HONEST!! Wait, huh??
Marcy: No, me and Vanitas are not secretly dating! I swear!
Aqua: Unngh, what is it Terra? Do you know how long it took me to get Ven to leave and to get Marcy to stop texting some boy with the username DarknessForeverShallRule13 on Skype so I could sleep?
Terra: WHAT?? WHO SLEEPS AT EIGHT?! AND THIS IS A TOTAL EMERGENCY! SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH ERAQUS! I THINK... I THINK HE'S Dying!... Wait, what's this about Marcy Skypinb a boy.. (Turns to Marcy), and why did you yell that you and Vanitas weren't secretly dating when I woke you up?
Marcy:... Uh, isn't the masters health mee important than invading your younger sisters personal life?!
Aqua: (at the same time) HE's WHAT...? (Runs into the throne room)OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOIND?!
Ven:HE's GOTTEN WORSE! I THINK HIS HEART IS STOPPING!!!
Eraqus: HURRGH...
Marcy: (is trying not to laugh at the sight of Ven jumping on Eraquas)
Aqua: YEAH, NO DUH!! STOP JUMPING ON THE MASTER!!
Ven: WHY?! ISN'T THAT HOW YOU DO CPR?!
Marcy: (facepalms) Ven, you're close, yet still so very, very far away from knowing how to do CPR.
(Skip to Ven's confetti)
Ven: OH! WAIT, THAT'S RIGHT. I REPLACED EVERYTHING WITH CONFETTI COMANDS.
Aqua: THAT'S BRILLIANT VEN...
Marcy: (is laughing as she films Terra and Aqua's fight and now Ven's confetti) OH MAN, VAN IS GOING TO LOVE WHEN I SEND HIM THIS!
One weeke later...
Marcy: (is tuning out everyone as she texts Vanitas and records everything)
Terra: (catches Marcy's attention) GAH!! I'M SORRY MASTER!!!
Marcy: (falls over laughing)
Terra: MARCY! HELP ME OUT WILL YA?!
Marcy: (is still laughing) Nope! You deserve this! Besides, I'm counting not helping you as payback for being the worst older brother ever and cutting off one of my pigtail braids when I was four!
Terra: THAT WAS TWELVE FUCKING YEARS AGO!!!!!!!!
Two hours later...
Marcy and Vanitas: (laughing nonstop at Marcy's recording while they video chat on Skype)
Sorry, sorry, I just felt I had to do that. This is a really funny comic BTW!
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So that's how you do CPR? LOL XD I can't stop laughing hahahahahah
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*Reflectza*
Me: ...I have no idea why you're punishing me, but, yeah-no.
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Me: ...*uses Magneza while walking to the Great Maw, carrying Eraqus with me*
...So why are we here again?
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Me: ...Hey, Sephiroth. That man over there *points to Eraqus* says you're not only weaker than Cloud, but that you're a pathetic excuse to the title of "Darkness". He's so much of a coward, he tried to pit me against you so he could run away.
Sephiroth: ...*destroys barrier* GET BACK HERE, YOU SPINELESS COWARD!!
Me: *returns to Aqua, Ven, and Terra with Sea-Salt Ice Cream*
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Me: Here you go. *hands over 5th ice cream bar*
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(Oh. Yeah.)
Me: Mmmmmmmm...
*feels presence of Armor of the Master*
Here, hold this. DON'T eat it, please.
*hands ice cream to Aqua, then proceeds to beat the snot out of Eraqus*
...Thanks.
*takes back ice cream*
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Me: Yeah, I know.
He started it, though.
*sees Eraqus charging at me yet again*
One moment.
*sticks bar of ice cream in Eraqus' mouth* ...There. Feeling better?
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Me: Oh, you want me to stop?
...'Kay.
*leaves to find both you and Aqua* Hey, guys! Wait up!
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Me: *finally catches up to you guys*
So...Wanna go to the Mirage Arena?
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Me: Alright! Last one there's a rotten Flood!
*soars away on Keyblade Glider while laughing*
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Me: *sees the two of you make it* Alright! Now, what match do you want to enter?
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Me: ...Alright.
Let's see...
*logs into database*
Hmm, let's see...
Day of Reckoning...
Wheels of Misfortune...
Weaver Fea-Ah!
Risky Riches! That's something everyone can get down with.
You guys cool with that?
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(You've never played BBS, have you? Here's a link: youtu.be/YaNDth7qojo?t=54s )
Me: Trust me; it's gonna be awesome!
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(Lucky. Have fun playing it.)
Me: *uses a "Risky Riches" pass* Alright. LET'S DO THIS!
Oh, but lemme change up my commands first. (5 seconds later...)
Here we go! You guys ready? If you are, activate that terminal over there.
*points to said terminal*
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(Yeah, loved Ven's story, hated Aqua's last combo hit, but other than that, she was awesome, and Terra's story was deep.)
Me: *dons a dangerous grin* Let's get this party started right! *summons my own personal keyblade: Shattering Shards*
(I need to upload those keyblades soon.)
I call the SpiderChests! *charges toward the chest-like Unversed*
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(Terra's the strong one with a bit of a slow combo, but it didn't kill me in any way, and you'll probably love his Drives. Ven's a quick fighter, which is probably why I loved his fight style so much. And while Aqua's awesome, her combo finisher is an upward slash, which completely misses small enemies, a detail of which that always killed me over whenever I was surrounded by Hareraisers.)
Me: *finishes off last of the Spiderchests and Floods using Sonic Blade* Alright! *pops a few joints* Let's begin Round 2! Hey, you wanna try a Tornado Team Up kind of attack? 'Cause I got the Sonic if you two got the Boom, if you catch my drift.
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(Yeah, it's original. Drew it up myself. So. You want to do this Tornado, a powerful Blizzard spell, then Fission Firaga?)
Me: I aim to cheese (Okay, I'm done there.). WIND!!!
*casts Tornado*
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(Sweet. Definitely gonna have to see them.)
Me: Whew!
*Round 3*
More, huh?
*eyes narrow*
That's it. Mass Zanc.
Aqua: Mass what?
Me: *slashes around the stage 6 times. Five seconds pass, then all of the Unversed (except the Prize Pods are destroyed.*
You guys have fun. I need to rest my arms a bit.
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Me: ...*gets up right before you guys kill the last of the Prize Pods*
Alright guys, great job!
*loosens arm and cracks back*
Wanna go for another one?
You choose this time, if you want to go for it.
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Me: Alright. *motions to terminal* Go ahead and choose a match. I'm game.
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Me: Command Board it is. Which board?
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