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Description To all my computer-dwelling brethren out there.

I was bored out of my mind and wandering through people's deviations when I noticed that yes! it is indeed possible to draw pictures on top of other pictures! And so I set about to try something like that.

Of course, as with most of my impulsive ideas, I had no idea what I was trying to do. Then I thought, hey - it might be pretty cool to do something with the common desktop interface! And so I ran through all my program folders looking for something interesting to work with. I found Magnifier in Accessibility, and thought to put ants in there with one of them screaming "Don't do it! You'll kill us all!" But then again, I really don't like drawing bugs.

So I had to back out a bit and then found what you currently see. Originally I was going to put myself there ready to click the item, for who else would be on my desktop but me? But really, I'm not into this kind of stuff, so it felt kind of weird. But my user profile was already on the Log Off command, so what could I do? Doctor it, of course. I picked a font as like the original as I could, and replaced myself with what I believed to be an accurate representation of the male computer-using demography - a shaggy lad in need of a haircut and a change of clothes.

Of course, it wouldn't make sense for him to be there just by himself, so I decided to add to the cast. I forget how, but I came to the decision to use the ol' Office Assistant (you know - the one we always tell to hide himself), Clippit. With some help from wikipedia screenshots, I got a handsome lookalike in there in no time. Also thanks to wikipedia, I learned that the Office Assistant (or TFC, as Mr. Gates puts it) is no longer active by default. I love you, wikipedia.

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blackyoshi818 [2017-06-14 23:50:14 +0000 UTC]

I like this picture

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FlamePrincess3535 [2017-06-07 03:52:44 +0000 UTC]

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ITSawLArt [2017-06-05 20:25:23 +0000 UTC]

cute!

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irwingreylord [2017-05-06 19:05:00 +0000 UTC]

Haaa

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Miarath [2017-02-22 21:03:08 +0000 UTC]

This is awesome!

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MemphisAnimatingYT [2017-02-04 11:26:45 +0000 UTC]

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Ryota-Mitarais [2015-03-19 03:27:02 +0000 UTC]

That paperclip.

For some reason I remember hating it.

I don't know why.

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XYBERSCENE In reply to Ryota-Mitarais [2017-06-23 01:05:26 +0000 UTC]

i personally wanna pet clippy but here:Β 

www.theatlantic.com/technology…
www.vocativ.com/319986/clippy-…
nymag.com/scienceofus/2016/05/…
www.quora.com/Why-did-people-h…

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rakazo07 [2013-09-04 05:48:07 +0000 UTC]

nice...its too hard 4 me to having him!!!!!!

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OjamajoDoremi53 [2012-08-31 20:49:29 +0000 UTC]

"Find an online dating service"

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Yuu-Kawada [2012-07-09 03:35:24 +0000 UTC]

I seriously feel like taking the little guy out of there just to pet him

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LiLkawaiibunny [2010-06-22 06:24:35 +0000 UTC]

This is awesome! XD

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Nobody-said-so [2010-02-14 05:34:48 +0000 UTC]

LOL. Stupid Clippit, dashing the lad's dreams like that...

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hanayukishana [2009-08-23 14:46:14 +0000 UTC]

waw

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Dogman15 [2009-08-10 03:55:42 +0000 UTC]

Someone probably already said this, but the "Search for People" button actually lets you search your Address book, if you have one on the computer.

I don't hate Clippy, nor any of the other Office Assistants, but I do think this picture is pretty funny. Really, what's wrong with them? They're cleverly-designed characters (in my opinion).

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Redds [2009-06-23 05:10:58 +0000 UTC]

When I was using Win98, I always searched for a way to turn Clippy into an animated worm. Or at least a distinctively female octomonster with unconventionally large breasts.

Thankfully, thanks to the thankful supply of programmers, ero artists and animators out there, that dillema could easily be solved nowadays.

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JohnSu In reply to Redds [2009-06-23 21:06:30 +0000 UTC]

hurray!

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Livelyliz [2009-06-21 04:12:54 +0000 UTC]

Haha. XD

That staple guy is so annoying in real life.

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htfcuddles [2009-04-26 17:16:49 +0000 UTC]

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htfcuddles In reply to htfcuddles [2009-04-26 17:17:12 +0000 UTC]

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beyecixramd In reply to htfcuddles [2009-06-19 13:53:55 +0000 UTC]

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htfcuddles In reply to beyecixramd [2009-06-19 15:41:30 +0000 UTC]

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Love-SheWrote [2009-02-20 13:42:05 +0000 UTC]

Awesome

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HuggleMistress [2009-02-10 09:26:25 +0000 UTC]

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ToxicGeneration [2009-02-01 06:40:27 +0000 UTC]

aw i thought the paperclip guy was legit. i was like, "oooomg he's back! yeeesh!"

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tri-edge64 [2009-01-21 18:30:36 +0000 UTC]

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oh-noh [2009-01-17 01:34:29 +0000 UTC]

Ah, classic!

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vampiremistress100 [2009-01-16 03:44:10 +0000 UTC]

Cute!

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LifeIsHard [2009-01-16 02:12:00 +0000 UTC]

That paper clip seriously wants to make me psychotic...=__=

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xohshcxforever-young [2009-01-12 21:34:23 +0000 UTC]

It's kind of weird but I didn't even see the little person or the paperclip at first. I was looking at the rest of the picture.
I've never seen flash before

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JohnSu In reply to xohshcxforever-young [2009-01-12 23:38:56 +0000 UTC]

And now you know!

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ToxicBrilliance [2009-01-11 05:56:23 +0000 UTC]

Haha XD
awesome XDD

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Kaito-Jiroku [2009-01-08 06:04:11 +0000 UTC]

Am i the only one who thought the paper clip was cute?

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AshleySmash [2009-01-07 23:48:27 +0000 UTC]

yay for little guy with checked shorts hes awesome
very creative ^^

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iLOVEpeaceANDcookies [2009-01-06 08:33:11 +0000 UTC]

Why is the paperclippy starring at the little boy???

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razZlemedaZzles In reply to iLOVEpeaceANDcookies [2009-01-11 06:59:04 +0000 UTC]

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iLOVEpeaceANDcookies In reply to razZlemedaZzles [2009-01-12 03:41:55 +0000 UTC]

??? I dont know wat he said...

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razZlemedaZzles In reply to iLOVEpeaceANDcookies [2009-01-12 06:17:58 +0000 UTC]

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iLOVEpeaceANDcookies In reply to razZlemedaZzles [2009-01-13 03:03:45 +0000 UTC]

i see.... U DIDN'T FAIL!!!!!!

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razZlemedaZzles In reply to iLOVEpeaceANDcookies [2009-01-13 05:25:42 +0000 UTC]

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iLOVEpeaceANDcookies In reply to razZlemedaZzles [2009-01-14 17:05:30 +0000 UTC]

YESH!! YAYZ!!

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arcanex [2009-01-02 04:51:34 +0000 UTC]

XDDDDDDD ****ING HILAROUS INSTANT FAV

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Auksti [2009-01-02 01:16:56 +0000 UTC]

lol I <3 flash MX, we used it in drafting and i just doodled with it alot and what does do anyways... lol

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Kachachi [2008-12-30 22:49:36 +0000 UTC]

LMFAO. this is epic lulz.

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Foto-Bellezza [2008-12-24 23:18:41 +0000 UTC]

ahhahaa, *giggle*

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SakuNora [2008-12-22 08:48:32 +0000 UTC]

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NPIcartoons [2008-12-19 05:17:14 +0000 UTC]

Hot damn, I'm jealous, I would like to have Flash.

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MiniMimiki [2008-12-18 06:31:09 +0000 UTC]

i kno this is weird...but i want a paperclip!

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i-am-under-the-sink [2008-12-01 21:27:09 +0000 UTC]

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JohnSu In reply to i-am-under-the-sink [2008-12-01 23:37:26 +0000 UTC]

You mean by pressing the Print Screen button?

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