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Were you cold there? Have some blush heat!Not much more to say.
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Sweet heavens, get her majesty some ice cold cider to put out that heat, STAT! X3
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I don't think you should give her cider, no matter how cold!
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Hmmmm...ya might have a point. That stuff does tend to affect the ponyfolk more than a human...but....
*glances at the giant cooler full of cold, delicious cider* What am I supposed to do with all this? There's no way I can drink it all. XD
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Just hand it to me, I'll take care of it.
*gulp gulp gulp*
Ya wanna see mah next drawing? Thees is AJay, shess so qute...
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*shrugs, drinks some too*
Hahaha, yeah! She's so purty and stuff....ah think ya...*hic*...think ya got her best qualitays in this'a one...*hic*
*gasps* Ya should show her right away duuuuuuuude~
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Hay can't be drrrrrrunk! *hic* It can't even drink. Who's a silly pony? *boops AppleJack's nose*
Yer a silly pony! Who is? You is? APPLEJACK! *hic*
And so I overestimated mah cider tolerance....that still doesn't change the qutie-ness.
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*powerful applebuck*
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*goes flying, lands in a crumpled heap*.....ow.
Let this be a listen to the dangers of drinking too much cider...that kick was so hard it knocked me sober.
*groans* Sorry Apps...*falls flat on back in pain* Ugh...
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Nopony n' Nobody calls me silly pony! Now ya'll go to bed. Or Ah'll kick ya a little more down, did ya get it?
Ok, AJaaay, I'm goin' to bed to shleeeep...
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Right...bed...just gonna pass out here then. Sorry again Apps, ya ain't silly by no means...yer a hard worker and sensible....and....
*starts snoring*
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Lookie here at these silly humans, drunk n' faintin' all over mah orchard. Well, Ah think it's time to bring them home.
*nudges me and you*
It's time ta go hone and sleep ya'll! Get up! C'mon!
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*mumbling in sleep, nudges Apps* Mmm, five more minutes....I've still gotta....delicious apples.
*snores* I love me....zzzzzz.....some apples....zzzzz....
*rolls over* Especially....zzzzzz....orange ones....with freckles....zzzzzz....eyup....*snores some more*
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Whoa! Hold yer horses, big boy! It's time to go back home!
*loads me and you on a carriage*
Are ya'll sittin' comfortable back there? Oh they are still unconscious. Let's go!
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*snores, rolls around a bit from the motion, opens eyes* Hmmm? The sky...is movin'?
*looks over, sees you still passed out* Too much cider. Haha....
*sits up, sees Apps pulling us* Oh...the sky isn't movin'...we are. *yawns again* Thanks Apps.
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No need to thank, big boy! Ah had this problem with BigMacIntosh a while ago. Poor guy drank too much... he got a lil' bit touchy with all the mares around, me included... like those inbreed stories ain't enough...
*snorts loudly*
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*eyes go wide, coughs* Haha, well that straight-forwardness of yers is something I find refreshing but goodness me.
*laughs softly* If them kicks hadn't sobered me up, that pretty much would have. Hahahaha, although I never pictured Big Mac to be a pony to underestimate how well he can hold his liquor.
*frowns* Though people shouldn't be saying stories like that about y'all...I hate it when others misunderstand southern folk like that.
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BigMac knows how much he can hold, but he had a really bad day... heart's problems ya know? Fancy mares and shy guy that works too much...
Ah don't mind those rumors too much... Ah mahself had some sessions of wiggity-waggity with BigMac, but it's normal. Applebloom will one day know who's her real mother...
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Hmmm. *nods, taps chest* Ah know how them problems of the heart can be so I can understand it overwhelming a fellah, especially a quiet-spoken guy like Big Mac.
*listens, nods without really thinking about what she said* Mmmhmmm, right...right....wait...
...wut?
*cracks up when she states it was a joke* Oh sweet Celestia. Hahaha, ya really had me goin' there Apps; oh man. *takes a breath*
Yer such a delight; it's a wonder ya haven't had some stallion take note of that and come chasing after ya.
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Aw shucks... Thank ya, sugarcube! But no stallions in my next future... Ah don't have time fer that kind of things...
*tail swings nervously*
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*frowns at her words* Well that ain't right at all; a gal as honest, sweet, dependable, and hard-working as you oughta have somepony special to make her feel even more special.
Uhm, if I may so that is. *laughs nervously, blushes slightly* Ah reckon it probably is hard to fit stuff like that in with ya having to run the farm and all: bucking apples, feeding the animals, making sure things are fixed up that need it and anything else I'm forgettin'. I guess most stallions probably wouldn't go fer the simple country life.
*sees her tail swinging curiously, smirks*
Me though? I can't think of anything more satisfying than working with yer hands, er, hooves...ya know what I mean Apps. Haha, anyway...the idea of all that just sits so well with me; it's a peaceful way of life. I doubt it's easy, but I'm sure it's rewarding...especially when ya have family to support ya and make everything turn out alright.
*realizes what I've just said, blushes more* Ah shoot...sorry about that Apps, ah just kinda started talking and probably said more than I needed to. Hahaha. *rubs back of head nervously*
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Ah got what ya mean, sugarcube... and it's very sweet by your part to say so. But...
*another nervous swing*
When Ah said that there ain't any stallion in mah future... Ah meant more than what one could catch...
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Ya did? Okay, good, good...ah well, ya know. *laughs sheepishly* "But?"
*sees another nervous swing, thinks over what she says for a moment*
...oh. Oh! Ah, no stallion....so then.....*shrugs, decides to be direct* Ya prefer mares then?
Unless there's some third option I'm hopelessly clueless about....Hahaha.
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Ya got it pardner... Ah'm more interested in that side of the line... it's not an easy business. Ya know, in a traditional family like mine... where ya should build a family on your own... anyway better if Ah shut up now, nopony is interested in this topic or in me. No big deal.
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Ah, well yes, that would be difficult to do...but it makes sense since mares kind of outnumber us stallions quite a bit in Equestria. Haha.
*nods* Yeah, southern families don't always take to stuff like that well.
*shrugs* But yer supposed ta do what makes ya happy right? As long as ya ain't hurtin' anypony I don't see the big deal.
*frowns* Now hey, you listen her missy, yer mah friend and ah don't like mah friends talking down about themselves like that. I'm sure somepony will be interested in ya the way yer hopin' for...in fact, I'm certain of it. Just because ya don't see something doesn't mean it's not there, ya just haven't found it yet. *winks* And well, like ah said, a gal as great as you? Heh, there's no way ya won't find somepony so don't go saying nopony cares. I'm always there to talk with mah friends...and ah know the others would be too. That's how friendship is, right? *laughs warmly*
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Thank ya again, sugarcube. It's just that this topic is a bit... hard fer me to talk about. Ya really are a good friend.
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Haha, well, if there's anythin' I know about, it's matters of the heart and how they can affect somepony so ah understand how hard it is ta talk about these things.
Awwww. *hugs her* Don't cry Apps; ah know those are aren't necessarily sad tears but ah hate seeing a lady cry no matter what.
Well, if those traits honestly make me a good friend then who am I to argue with one that knows what honesty truly means? *laughs warmly*
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C'mon now, we're loosin' enough time! Thank ya again! But we are arrived at Thunder Fire's house. Would you please take her inside? Ah reckon you're in a better state now!
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Yeah, I definitely sobered up much quicker than she did, that's fer sure.
*laughs, scoops her up* I'm not sure if it's just the cider still affecting me, but I swear she feels a lot heavier than she should.
*fanangles the door open without dropping her, pushing it open before setting her on the couch* Well, she should be okay. *looks around, sees a blanket and tosses it over her*
Okay, now she should be okay. *starts to head back out*
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(Was that a critique on her fitness?!? You look, my OC is perfectly fine, she is the most fittestest pegasus ever and... oh well, forget it. She doesn't fly a lot, so I guess she could tend to be a little... robust.)
*as you approach the door you look outside the window*
Hay Rarity! Watcha doin' 'round here?
Well darling, Carousel Boutique is just here...
Oh yeah, sorry, didn't realize... Listen, are you free later? Wanna hang out?
*tail swings*
Sure, I'll be at the Boutique all the day. Fluttershy and Twilight will be there as well!
*Rarity walks away*
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(Hahaha, heavens sake, who knew mah innocent little comment would cause such a reaction? X3)
*watches the exchange curiously, notes the Apps tail swing* Ah-ha....
*waits till Rarity walks away, exits the house* Howdy Apps...*frowns* Yer looking a little down, like somebody dun shot ya through the heart.
*pats her shoulder* What's on yer mind? *glances at Rarity in the distance, smirks*
...A certain marshmallow fashionista with a fabulous purple mane, perhaps?
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Absolutely not! She's just mah friend whaddaya think?
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*smirks, leans on her and sighs* Ya know Apps hon, yer not really good at lying; yer body has some tell-tale signs...literally seeing as yer tail swing kind of gives away certain moods of yers.
Ah know yer all 'wooogie-oogie-woogie' when it comes to talking about things like this but ah am here if ya wanna spill.
Heh, let's face it; the way yer eyes lit up when Rares strolled by...you'd have to be blind or oblivious not to see that yer thoughts were on our 'gemstone loving darlin'.
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Am Ah soeasy to spot? Ok, Ah admit that Ah kinda like Rares a bit more than a friend. Ya know, she's a great personality, strong and delicate at the same time! She cares 'bout her sister and her work... plus she's so beutiful, with a fantastic mane and flank... oh well it's just kinda a crush. We can't be that way, she doesn't even know how Ah feel... and it's better this way.
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Heh, just a little bit. *pats her shoulder* Oh ah know, Rares is a pretty interesting pony that certainly has some traits about her that I could see others findin' attractive and such.
Well, Apps...how do ya know that? I mean, ah've had plenty of crushes in mah time and I know not all of them I opened up about to the one I was crushin' on but...
*frowns* Ah know there were some I wish I'd taken the chance on...and I can see how much ya like Rarity. She might not see it, but she's always been a very busy pony that seems to focus a lot on work so she might just be oblivious to things like that. *shrugs*
*looks into her eyes* Is it better though? To never know and always wonder? Do you think she wouldn't react well to it? Is the fear holding you back? I mean, from what all I've gathered you and Rarity have known each other since ya were young so why not take that chance?
*shrugs* Fate can be intriguin' at times; she might just feel the same way. And, if she doesn't...I can't promise it won't hurt, but at least then you'll know fer sure.
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Yeah, Ah'm scared... that she doesn't like me in that way... Yeah, we've known each other since we were young fillies, but we didn't really get along 'till Twilight came here... Ah'm scared to ruin our friendship. What if she doesn't talk to me anymore? And what would happen to the Element of Harmony in that case? Ah can't put Equestria at risk just because it's spring and Ah can't control mah hormones...
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Well, I can understand the fear...like ah said, been there a lot mahself.
*nods* Yeah, that's an understandable one at that...not wanting to ruin a good thing.
Hmmm...*taps foot* That's pretty noble of ya Apps, not many ponies or people would put such things above their own desire for happiness.
Yer hormones? Oh...right, I get what yer saying. Hmmm....well, being yer friend ah don't think she'd just up and stop talkin' to ya; Rarity might be drawn to that hoity-toity stuff but she's still one of the sweetest and understanding ponies I've ever known.
I mean, y'all six have been through some crazy stuff that tested the very limits of yer friendship with one another...and yet, somehow or another, y'all managed to stick together and have it all work out in the end.
*hugs her* Either way Apps, I'll support ya in whatever decision ya make; I'd like to see ya happy, as I do all mah friends, but I can't push ya to do anythin'. All I can offer is to be there when ya need to talk.
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Ok. Ah- Ah think Ah'll give it a try. Ah'm the Element of Honesty and Ah can't hide the truth anymore.
Thank ya, Ryan. Ah want ta tell her everything later at the Boutique. Ah'll see ya there, now Ah need to buck some apple trees to calm mah nerves.
If ya want ya can stay here with Thunder Fire, Ah reckon she's wakin' up.
Bye, and thank ya again. Ah feel a lil' better now.
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*nods* I wish ya all the luck and yeah, I'll head over there a little later then; give ya some moral support.
Haha, yeah, go do a little relaxin' ventin' to steady yerself.
Yeah, I'd best check on her; she did drink quite a bit more of that cider than ah did.
*hugs* Heh, yer welcome Apps. I'm glad I could help.
*watches her walk off, turns and opens door* Well then, how's the other mare fairing? Ya up from yer alcohol slumber TF?
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*rises from the couch* Sure! I'm back to kick some... whoa... it's all dizzy... *falls down* Curse you, delicious apple cider!
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*helps her up and steady herself, snickers* Ta be honest, it looks like all you'll be kicking is the floor. Haha.
Yes, as I've noticed, you ponies have a weakness fer that; granted it's effective on humans too seeing as I can't help but enjoy it as well but that just goes to show how awesome Apple family products are.
*pats her shoulder* Then again, ponies aren't as big as a human so I imagine it takes a lot less to get ya tipsy as well.
*helps steady her again* Ya sure yer alright? Yer eyes still look a little swirly.
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Yeah... I guess that having a smaller build than yours helps us to get over the effects faster... Thanks for the help.
Much better. My couch seems to be floating away...
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That's probably a good point too, didn't think about that.
*blinks, slowly tilts head* Uhm, T-Fire? What are ya talking about?
Yer couch isn't moving....nor flying. *narrows eyes* Are ya sure yer okay?
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Pffft, of course I'm ok... just you need to pin the floor one moment... it's slipping under my hooves...
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*catches her again* Noooooo, that would be your hooves slipping about because yer still under the influence of the sauce.
*laughs warmly* No amount of pinning it will help; maybe we should get some breakfast in you to help? Some toast or something.
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Good idea! I have some apples in my kitchen, I hope they aren't jumping too much...
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*watches her stumble into the kitchen, follows just in case*
Well, apples are good...real good. But...I'd be worried if they were moving.
Might mean they have worms in them or something ya know? Haha.
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Worms are good for the digestion you know? Or are they good AT digestion?
Don't worry, I got it... another bottle of cider...
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*blinks* ...wut? Worms are not good fer you at all...I imagine they'd probably give you a tummy ache.
*coughs* Hahaha, no. I don't honestly think another bottle of cider is going to help you with this one T-Fire.
*scoots her to a chair* Sit down and let me cut up some apples for ya while you keep sobering up some more.
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