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ImpCJCaesar β Morning with Princess Applejack - part 3
Published: 2013-09-29 23:13:37 +0000 UTC; Views: 493; Favourites: 6; Downloads: 3
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Not much of an update, but it opens a lot of doors.1. Damsel Dash is again available for answers! (Until Rarity kills her)
2. Foreshadowiiiiing!
3. Introducing the clumsy camera operator. Thatβs my OC, by the way...
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Oh yeah, Thunder Fire could easily pu upt an awesome dramatic death... wait...
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Now, now, I don't think Rares would be a lady that's capable of killing anypony; I think she'd find more delight in torturing having Damsel Dash wear the most absolutely gorgeous outfits before making her take slow-dance lessons to pleasant ballroom songs in order to become a proper lady. *snickers*
Hahahaha, oh man, Dashie is gonna kill me for giving Rarity ideas huh? Oh well! X3
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Well, I might as well draw this thing in one of the next updates...
She's going to kill you, sorry.
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Oh well. Hahahaha. I have taken one fer the team, so others may laugh. XD
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They will also cry on your grave...
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*screams* GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *backpedals like crazy* NO Dashie NO!
Ya don't wanna kill me...that's no fun at all!
...right? R-right? *tries to smile as best I can*
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Well Ryan...I don't know if you can repair what you've done to me...
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*gulps* Dashie...why is it wrong that I want ya to look all pretty?
Is it that bad ah think ya look good in those dresses that Rares is always making up fer ya and Apps?
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I...I....*watches her fly away* What...?
*blinks* Huh...never took Dashie to be the bashful type.
Haha, that's cute. Although...she's not really looking where she's flying. I hope she doesn't hit something or someone...
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Watch out!
Wa...
*BAM! The two Pegasi fall from the sky*
What just happened?
Oh, I'm sorry, young lady! I hope I didn't ruined your pretty dress!
Spitfire?
Oh, it's nothing! I have many more at home!
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*watches the collision, grimaces* Oooh!
*runs over, huffing* Are you two alright?
That was a heck of tumble ya took Dashie...and....Spitfire, right?
Are y'all okay? No injuries or anything?
*looks at Rainbow* And why did ya just take off like that anyway? That was kind of dangerous.
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Dashie? I had a cadet a few months ago named... Rainbow Dash! She is quite an athlete, though, not a pretty young lady as you...
I'm not Rainbow Dash, I'm Dazzling Dash! Prettiest mare around!
Sorry Ryan, I was thinking what should I wear next... Goodbye, miss Spitfire!
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Oh, well then that's....*watches her go flying off again*
And there she goes...oh goodness. That whole situation was weird.
*glances at Spitfire, snickers* Well, I must say she does look rather fetching in a dress...though she won't ever admit it.
*shrugs* Anyway, see ya later Spitfire. *waves bye and heads off into town* Hmmm...I wonder if I should go after Dashie?
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Wait... can you tell me where I can find that mare? I'd like to see her around or maybe just hang out with her...
*you see Rainbow land in a field, nopony else there*
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*looks over shoulder at Spitfire* Well...heh, let's just say I'm pretty sure ya have met her before; aren't many ponies with that kind of hairstyle right?
*winks* Ah could tell ya, but then why get rid of the fun of the chase?
*leaving a confused Spitfire behind, I resume mah walking, casually glancing around for Dashie. And then I see here, standing all alone in a field looking a bit out of sorts*
Hmmm....nopony around...right. *ninja sneaksβwhich looks ridiculous given my heightβacross the field before tapping her on the shoulder* Howdy Dashie; something on yer mind?
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Ooh!
What are you thinking sneaking up on me! If I wasn't a super-trained martial artist I would have killed you. And what were you thinking giving out my identity to Spitfire while I'm like... this? It's so un-cool...
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*snickers* That was adorable.
And I snuck up on ya so you wouldn't fly off again.
*frowns* How was I supposed to know not to? I was more concerned that ya just took off like that...would you have preferred if I called ya Skittles? Haha.
By the way. *leans in and whispers to her* I don't see what yer worried about, after ya left Spitfire was staring at that pretty flank of yers and tried to get me to spill where she could find you.
*smirks* I didn't say though...I knew you'd be a bit too embarrassed if Spitfire knew it was you wearing that dress. So I left her all confused and that gets us to here.
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Spitfire wanted to... whoa...
*you see various Wonderbolts descend from the sky, trying to find Rainbow. Just as you watch, Soarin lands befor you)
Hello miss... and mister. Are you Dazzling Dash?
Er.... yeah.
Good! I'm here to tell you that my captain wishes to have a dinner with you tonight...
Of course!
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Yeah, she did and...
*looks around* Good heavens, she really wants ta meet you.
*watches the whole conversation with a bemused smirk...especially at Dashie's reactions until Soarin' finally takes off*
So...*slides over to Rainbow and nudges her* Got yerself a dinner date with yer idol huh? Sounds like ya might need help figuring out the perfect thing to wear.
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Oh my gosh! You're right! I heard Rarity say that you can't wear the same dress in more occasions!
But I can't ask for help to her... I'd become the laugh of the town, of all of Equestria! And then Spitfire would know that I'm not a tough flyer...
You gotta help me Ryan!
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Oh merciful Luna...this is gonna be one of those situations where it gets all wacky when it doesn't need to right?
*smirks* So you'd like mah help in determining what looks best for meeting up with Spitfire huh?
*winks* Leave it to me then! I mean, after all, ya have trusted me with quite a few other secrets to keep in the past...so why not Ryan for yer fashion needs?
*laughs warmly* I take then you have...other dresses back at your home?
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Just a pair Rarity gave me... But I need new ones! And that's where I need you. You have to go in the Boutique and either "borrow" some or asking if Rarity can make a new one... but without saying that it's for me.
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And the hijinx begin. *laughs softly*
Dashie...how in tarnation am I supposed to ask Rares for a dress, that is your size mind you, without asking for it for you specifically?
How do I do that? I can't say it's fer me obviously...and I can't rightly lie to her.
And I'm definitely not going to "borrow" from her...
*taps foot* But ya do seem like ya need help...knowing her she's probably got plenty of dresses lined up for the damsel so maybe I can figure something out? *shrugs*
Make a reason Ah need to take one...hmmm....
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Please, Ryan... you could say that it's for one of your other friends, like that weirdo of Thunder Fire... just a bit more tight, she's heavier than me!
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Guh! *clutches chest* Not that face....
*sighs in defeat* Oh heavens sake...*pats her mane*
Very well Dashie...that's actually a good idea, I can just..bluff I guess.
Though...if ya were just honest I really don't think Rares would care but oh well...
I guess I'll meet ya at yer house in an hour? Is an hour enough time? Something like that so...I'd best be off.
See ya later Dashie. *heads off towards Carousel Boutique* This will be interestin'...
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*After some time*
Oh, good morning, Ryan! Did you hear the news? Seems like sompony caught the eye of Spitfire and fled away! That's strange since usually mares and stallions melt before her. But enough gossip! Tell me what I can do for you, darling!
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Morning Rares!
Hmmm? Oh yeah I heard something about that...I suppose that's big news given her status and such.
*blinks* Oh yes...so I was stopping by to see if you might have a dress for a Pegasus wanting to look her best for a date.
You see, she's a little shy around you and so she asked me to see if you had something that might fit such a situation.
*pulls out a scroll to hand her* These are her measurements...it was quite a battle to get them out of her ta be honest so I'd appreciate it if'n ya could help m'lady.
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Sure! Let me see...
I know all the measurements of half of Ponyville... this seems to be Rainbow Dash! Is she having a date?
(A wild image appears in your mind: )
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*visibly pales at the image...and mah own untimely demise*
*stars flailing hands wildy* What?! No, no, that...that can't be.
I mean...*composes self* Ah'm sure that's just a coincidence is all.
This is for a pegasus but not Dashie...as if she would want a dress, right? Hahahaha.
Isn't she the one always flying away from you when you have ideas? *smirks* Not to mention that whole incident that came about when I decided to make suggestions for dresses for her?
*waves hand dismissively* As if she would be interested in a dress...
No no, this is simply for one of my other pegasi friends...she's lost a little weight so perhaps that's why her dimensions seem similar to Dashie? *shrugs*
Ah'm no master of pony anatomy, but that seems logical to me. *grins*
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Uhm... seems right. Well, let's make fun with the dress! But first I must ask you one question! Who is the lucky mare? I'm not muzzling around, I just need to know her colors so that the dress will not be a total clash with her...
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*Oh fecal matter! Okay, okay, don't panic...don't panic...there's other blue Pegasi so....*
The lucky mare...? Well, ya know I normally wouldn't mind telling ya Rares but she kind of...swore me to secrecy.
She's just...a little shy, that's all but as for color...I'd say her coat color is a light blue, sort of sky blue I suppose.
*Damn it Dashie...yer making this REALLY hard on me here...*
As...as for her mane...uhm, I reckon most colors would go with it so...ya could focus on her coat color and it would be okay.
*poker face slowly dissolves as my eyes dart back and forth* Eyup.
*Ah man...I'm failing here.....this isn't good...*
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Ryan... that seems a lot...
*outside*
Umpf! Again, a lot of stuff to do and no time to fly. I really hate Mondays. And Tuesdays. And Wed-
*bucket of cyan paint falls from the sky and hits Thunder Fire*
Ooopsie!
Great. Simply great. My coat is completely blue now. *trots near the Boutique*
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Seems a lot like what? Dashie? That's ridiculous! Such a silly though...you should put a silly hat on it!
*in slight panic mode just happens to glance out the window and sees T-Fire completely...blue?*
*gestures towards windows*
A lot like mah friend there who just walked by...don't make eye contact with her though!
*smiles sheepishly* Like Ah said, she's shy about it...I guess she must've just strolled passed to see if I was doing as she asked...and as you can see, her hair is red and orange, not rainbow-colored so totally not Dashie. Not at all.
*puts on a charming smile*
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Oh... ok then. I'm sorry for my previous accusations. Let's get on work!
*a pair of hours later*
Here it is! *hands... hoofs over a marvelous dress* I hope your friend will like it... I wonder how she got a date being so shy, but it's not my business!
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Oh m'lady, think nothin' of it! It is no problem whatsoever!
*waits patiently, helping here and there when asked to*
*happily takes it* Mah goodness Rares! I think you've outdone yerself this time.
Mah friend should absolutely adore this! *gently sets the dress aside to give Rares a big hug, lifting her off the ground and hugging her tight*
Seriously, she'll be so happy so thanks again! *chuckles sheepishly, sets her down* Sorry Rares, got a bit out of hand there.
*carefully takes up the dress* Seriously though, I owe ya for this one. Tea, dancin'...whatever ya wish hon. Just let me know.
Now then...I'm off!
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Oh it's sooo... tight...
You don't have to worry for the payment, just tell her friend this is a free sample! And of course wish her luck! That poor mare needs a lot of it if she wants to succeed in a date! Goodbye, darling!
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*under Rainbow's house*
I've got a date with Spitfire!
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I will Rares! Farewell.
*waves farewell before leaving and heading towards teh side of town Rainbow lives in*
*makes it to her house without much trouble and sees her...cowering...underneath it*
Uhm...*waves in her direction* Dashie? Daaaaaashie?
I, uh, I pulled it off...somehow. *holds up the dress* Ah think it'll look pretty great. And, even though she knows not who this is for, Rares passes on her wishes of success and luck with the date. *laughs warmly*
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I- I- can't do it, Ryan. I don't even know how to get a manestyle or make-up... only Rarity would know of those things... and sorry Ryan but your skills in that field are terrible. Pinkie still cries if I talk to her about that time you tried to make a clown face on her. We need a plan...
Got it! You'll go to Rarity and learn from her!
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*watches her completely worried rant curiously*
Hmmm...well, yeah but costume painting is hard. Still, I honestly don't know the first thing about all that makeup stuff or styling hair.
I won't argue with ya on that one but when was the mighty Rainbow Dash such a scaredy cat? It's just a date with somepony ya idolize, that's all.
*taps foot* A plan? Hmmm....
*eyes widen* What?! Are you crazy? Gettin' her ta make that dress was hard enough ya know? I'm only lucky that T-Fire strolled by doused in cyan paint otherwise the whole situation would've been blown. Rares ain't a dummy when it comes to fashion.
...and even if Ah thought there was a way to do that, how the heck am I supposed to convince her to teach me enough of that in the short time we have before yer date?
*rolls eyes* Besides...isn't this another situation where it'd be easier just ask fer help? Ya know...swallow that pride and ego and ask yer friend to assist?
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The problem is that Dazzling Dash is going to a date, not Rainbow...
Just say the same thing you said before and drag there somepony to test on!Β
Pride and ego are the only thing a pony can count on these days!
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Okay, yes your other self but....
*grumbles at her suggestion* I know there's that but...I can't just drag some random pony to test on. It'd be waaaaay too suspicious. I'd need somepony that wouldn't blow mah cover.
...maybe one of our friends but....
*raises eyebrow* Only thing ya can count on huh? What about friends? What about friendship? Especially seein' as yer kind of relying on me, yer friend, to go to outlandish lengths to help you out.
Ugh! Oh No! Not that face! Anything but that face!
*clutches head, tries to fight it, can't...* Hnnnnnnngg...okay! Okay....ugh....curse mah...mah weakness. *hands her the dress* Here, try this on while I go...try to find a volunteer and then make up more stories to get Rares ta help me eventually help you Dashie.
*hangs head in defeat* This is getting out of hand...
*starts walking off towards town, trying to think of...something!*
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*on the way home*
And all that stuff just can't get off my coat. My usual luck. Well, I've got two hours free now... I could fly... yup... or maybe I could do something else...
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*sees T-Fire, grins and rushes over to her*
Thunder Fire, mah friend...yer looking a little blue.
*leads her over to an alley, grabs her shoulders, looks her eye-to-eye* Look, Ah need a favor from ya...and you being a Pegasus and blue at the moment is perfect.
Now, I need you to pretend to be a shy pony that has a date tonight because I"m trying to do a solid for a friend and it's getting pretty complicated. You also need to pretend that I already got you a dress from her as well because of the shyness.
Those two are important because lastly I need ya to come with me to Rares' place so that I can somehow persuade her to teach me how to do up somepony's mane and do their makeup properly.
*glances away* Ah know this all sounds crazy...but yer mah only hope if I don't want Rarity to find out who I'm really helpin'.
...because if she does....then I'll probably be pushing up daisies.
Are you an awesome enough mare to help me in mah time of need?
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Are you nuts? I've got two hours to fly and I should get a complete make over instead? *doesn't seem very convinced by the flying part, looks you in the eyes* Oh don't... don't do that face... All that I have to do is faking to be shy? Uhm... Fine. But I'll need an alias, Rarity knows me...
_____________later
Ryan? Why are you back so... oh!
We found the lucky mare!
H-hello... I'm Thundershy...
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Yes, this is mah shy friend. She uhm...well, she realized that when I brought her the dress neither her nor mahself were educated enough in order to make her mane and makeup look sensational.
So after talking about it for a little while, Ah managed to convince her to come with me to you!
There is one stipulation she made though, m'lady, and that was simply this...
*smirks* That I learn from you the proper way to style and do up a mare's mane as well as how to fully utilize makeup to both compliment and enhance a mare's natural beauty.
So. *bows* Will ya help educate me so we both may help mah shy and lovestruck friend?
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SURE! *seizes Thunder...shy* You will look simply adorable! Who is the lucky stallion?
Oh, you are so shy! Almost like Fluttershy. Ryan, can you tell me what this lady is hiding me?
*drags Thundershy in the Boutique and makes her seat*
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*wags finger* Tsk, tsk, Rares. Ya know a gentleman never reveals secrets...especially those entrusted to him by a lady.
*smirks* I suppose what I can say is that we need to make T-Shy look simply marvelous for her.
*walks over, following the two inside before Thunder...shy takes a seat*
*claps hands before smiling* Well then...as I've said a few times before: Let's. Get. Fabulous!
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Yeah, it's simple for you...
Pardon?
Oh I'm so excited, I wanna be pwetty!
*a pair of hours follow, with make-up and similar stuff I can't really fake a conversation about*
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*has to bite tongue at Thunder...shy's acting*
*follows Rarity's instructions as best as possible* So like this?
*does this*
And then...you put that...?
*does that*
...and then....perhaps something light to bring out the blue in her eyes?
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