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Published: 2020-04-07 06:20:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 486; Favourites: 4; Downloads: 0
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Got bored. I own nothing.Related content
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Suddenly, a pink Jellyfish stung France.
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France:*screams like a girl*
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Then, Spain came here in a hurry.
Spain: What's wrong, France?!
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France: I was stung by a jellyfish...
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Spain: Oh no! I'll go get vinegar and bandages!
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(at England's mansion)
Me: *doing the laundry*
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Suddenly, you hear a phone ringing.
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Me: *answers it* Hello, America.
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America: (On phone) Dude! France got stung by a Jellyfish this mourning!
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Me: Oh dear...is he alright?
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America: Yep. But he screamed like a little girl.
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Me: *smells smoke* I think the house is on fire!
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America: Huh? Are you living in Texas?
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Me: No; I'm in Arthur's mansion!
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America: Oh that. Iggy is having a fire hazard all over his mansion. I saw it on the news. Nothing to be worried about.
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Me: * The whole mansion's on fire!!!!!
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America: I know. And you are far away from Iggy's Mansion.
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Me: I'm in Arthur's mansion, actually...
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America: Whoa! Why didn't you say so in the first place, Phoenix?
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Me: *suddenly starts coughing*
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America: HOLY SHIT! You really are at Iggy's burning mansion! Hold on! I'm coming to save you! To the Americamobile!
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(later)
America carries me out of the mansion
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America: There you go, Phoenix. Save and sound! And you should thank the only hero who saved you... me!
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Me: *cough* Thanks, Alfred...*passes out*
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America: Don't worry. No need to thank me. I'll just take you to safety.
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Meanwhile, at Siberia, as America places your unconscious body inside a Russian shed, and left.
America: Don't worry. I'll be right back! Also I just heating up the place just to keep you warm from the cold.
As he left.
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Me; *wakes up* WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING IN RUSSIA?!
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?: Well, well, well. Look at what we have here? ~Da
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Me: Hi Russia...Alfred just left me here.
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Russia: Oh that's very kind of him. ~Da.
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Meanwhile at Alaska, as America went towards the Alaskan shed.
America: Hey, Phoenix! I'm back! (Opens the door) Are you awa---- WHAT THE HELL?! WHERE DID SHE GO?! Oh no! I think Alien space dudes kidnapped her from outer space!
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Russia attacks him
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America: What the?! Commie!? What the hell are you doing here?!
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Russia: I'm protecting Phoenix. She's in a safe place.
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America: What?! You kidnapped her?! How dare you, commie scum! I rescued her from Iggy's burnt mansion!
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Russia: Then you brought her here...you filthy American scumbag.
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America: What?! No way! I brought her to Alaska, dummy!
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Russia: *looks around* Well, Phoenix is somewhere else now.
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Then, Belarus appeared.
Belarus: Hello, big brother!
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Russia: *runs like hell*
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As America laughs hard in the ground at the sight of Russia's cowardice!
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(elsewhere)
Me: *wandering around trying to find a way home*
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Russia: Going somewhere? Da~
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Me: I'm trying to get back to London...
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Russia: I don't think so. You are one with Mother Russia now.
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Me: *sees Canada approaching*
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