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You might be obsessed with Maximum Ride if...-You have had romantic fantasies with a character (or two)
-You have fan art on display somewhere
-You can give direct quotes from most (if not all) of the important characters
-You have been to the Maximum Ride website in the past month
-You went out and bought the fourth book the day it came out (or ordered it online before then)
-You have called your best friend Max (or Fang)
-You have confused your crush with Fang (or Max)
-You name your dog Total*
-You actually tried to fly*
-Everytime you see an actual eraser you scream and hide under your bed*
-You have an obsession for blowing things up*
-You try reading minds*
-You swear your teacher is working for the School*
-You start a blog under the name Fang*
-You swear your dog talks to you**
-You've asked an employee at Target what isle the "Voices" are on.***
-You daily check your back for growing wings.***
-You've tried making an omlette blind-folded.***
-You've told your talkative best friend to "Shut up, already, Nudge!"***
-You screamed when you saw the cover of FANG.****
-You freaked out when you read the cover.****
-You looked at the spoilers the day they came out.****
~You bought the new manga just to read the first 3 chapters of FANG in the back.
~You've convinced everyone you know to read it.
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~Your iPod has a Maximum Ride Playlist.
~Every time you see a tall guy with black hair you stare at him until he leaves.
~~Read the books more than once.
~~Trying to slap every redhead you see.
~~Dream you are with the Flock out flying.
~~Fantasize there is a duplicate Fang (or Max or any other character)so that you can get one for yourself.
~~Draw Fang's (or Max or any other character) name all over your school notebook.
~~Not paying attention in math class because you are reading under your desk.
+If you fantasize about making Total a clone just to appease him.
+If you had just made an X-over with one of your favorite shows
++You eat your own weight in food
#You screamed when you found out that ANGEL is purple
#You Screamed when you found out ANGEL comes out Valentine's Day of 2011
#You 've written a fan-fic where you add yourself as one of the characters with wings
#You think that Fang will swoop out of the sky one day, knock on your door, and ask for you by name
#Whenever you see The Wizard of Oz, you think that Toto is Total and you confuse them all the time
#You 've put your own quote in the books where it says "Praise for Maximum Ride"
#You have to keep drawing Max over and over because her hair color keeps changing
#You 've taken all the quizzes on The Angel Experiment and created your own
#You know the exact chapter Max had her first brain attack
#You cried when you read that Fang died and then you read his note
#You 've written your own movie script for The Angel Experiment
#You 're gonna buy midnight tickets for the day the movie comes out
#You fantasize about meeting the Flock or James Patterson
#You have mental conversations with yourself about saving the world
#You rant and rave about what Fang is doing while he's away from Max and the Flock
#You spend half your life on Max-Dan-Wiz just to read the fan-fics of the members on there
#Every time you see a little girl with blonde curls, you wanna go up to her and ask "How's Total and Akila?"
#When it snows, you pretend it's blizzarding and dig a hole in the snow to "keep warm"
#You wanna beat up any dude who's wearing a multi-colored jumpsuit
#Every time you see a blonde dude with turquoise eyes, you feel like slapping him and saying "HOW COULD YOU MAKE FANG LEAVE!!!!"
##You 've spent multiple periods during school asking ChaCha about the Max Ride Movie
^ You're reading this right now
^ You read other Maximum Ride deviations
^ You think Dylan should have never come
^ You cheer when Max and Fang kiss
^ You think that the series didn't fall apart around The Final Warning
^ You almost or really cried when Fang apparently died
^ You stare at deviantArt deviations of Maximum Ride and friends pictures
^^ You've wondered how Fang's (or any other character's) manga hairstyle would look on you.
^^ When you get bored you re-visit all of the MR related sites (including the Wiki) that you know of just in case there's something new... even if you just checked them the day before.
^^ On a movie (or show) there's an explosion and you think "Man, Iggy would have Loved the sound of that!".
^^ You have fantasies about going for a 'spin'.
^^ Instead of watching a movie with the fam, you're glued to FANG-despite lack of light-trying not to make any loud noises or yell at any characters so you don't disturb the movie watchers.
^^^ You sit there and name off everything in the graphic novel that's different from the book.
$ You named your dog Fang.
$$ You know you're obsessed when you begin reading them to your siblings, even if they cannot talk. Or walk, for that matter.
$$ You know you're obsessed when you refuse to go anywhere without a minimum of one MR with you at all times.
$$ You know you're obsessed when you scream at Dylan for being such a butthead, trying to separate Fax, and laugh at funny parts in books in VERY public places.
$$$ When a new book comes out, you stay up and read it, then curse James Patterson for not being able to write faster.
&When you get in a difficult situation you think "W.W.M.D."! (What would Max do?)
&&You dream about having wings all the time and can feel a tingling sensation on ur back whenever u think about the series.
&&&You name all of your World of Warcraft characters after the book characters
&&&You walk around with your eyes closed to try to imagine what Iggy must feel like
&&&You check the mirror to see if you're turning into an Eraser
&&&You check all over your backyard at night just in case Fang may be blending in
%You dream about flying with the flock
%You dream about kicking eraser butt.
%Whenever you see eagles you mimmick there flying patterns
%When you see really big eagles you wave wishing they are the flock.
*Suggested by BlackDragonRedRoses
**Suggested by xava100
***Suggested by Sam-chaos2368
****Suggested by Its-A-CANDY
~Suggested by emilyride
~~ Suggested by bookluvr1
+ Suggested by Teen-lyoko-fan7777
++Suggested by SinStarinaBlakYo
#Suggested by enjoytheride201
##Suggested by sailoryoshi53
^ Suggested by BookwormWishby
^^ Suggested by ObsidianFangirl
^^^ Suggested by ShadowAndSerenity
$ Suggested by zelinkfan45
$$ Suggested by AllGreekToMe
$$$ Suggested by MonkeyFudgeFeathers
& Suggested by Amaronte
&& Suggested by TheWingedAssailant
&&& Suggested by sjsaberfan
% Suggested by 76twinky67
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Comments: 681
About the feeling wings... I actually do. I got it checked out at the doctor twice, and they can't find anything wrong, but it's getting more vivid. If i lie on my back for a while, I can actually feel the blood flow into my nonexistent wings.
No.
Joke.
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A lot of people didn't know that Fang died, oh well. They probably could've seen it coming, especially in some cases. But I would say a spoiler warning may be needed.
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I can't even remember if I cried when Fang died. Probably because I Β read about that scene about ten times. Yeah..... I think I'm obsessed, so when I saw this I decided that I should read this just for the heck of it.
(AKA:I read most of the series ten times, although books FANG, and ANGEL are two I read the least, you can probably guess why for ANGEL)
Plus, I have created stories, only in my head not written down or anything, about my own personal character being a bird kid. Not in the main flock, just some other mutant. It does say that there are others like the flock out there, so I mean why not. And well, that turned into a huge story with at least 10 different mutants in there. Probably all came from this.
I like saying ten, don't I?
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Plus the length of that comment proves I'm more obsessed.
more? Ehh, same difference.
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YES
TOTALLY DONT THINK ABOUT FANG OR IGGY
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Yea... It was really sad
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I HAVE NOT GOTTEN THIS SAD SINCE THIS MORNING!!!1
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oh and an other little thing.....
WHAT DO YOU MEAN WITH "FANG DIED"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;(
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It depends on how you define "dead" (or died)
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I know now. But he didn't really die, so yay.Β
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i have not read the real books but the manga and im already obsessed whit it!!!!!!
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I highly suggest the real books, they are really good.
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Yup. Read them all except for the last one. Can't find it. The books are really interesting. I like them more than the manga.
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'When you mix about six different books together, picturing magic shapeshifters with wings' What? I read a lot.
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...I'm pretending I didn't see that fucking spoiler about Fang...Fang no die...Comprende? *only read Angel Experiment*
Otherwise...Thought of one to add to this list...
"You hear noise outside and think the Erasers are coming to get you."
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WHO WOULDN'T CRY WHEN YOU FOUND OUT THAT FANG DIED AND READ HIS LETTER?
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IKR?! EVEN THE GUYS SHOULDA CRIED
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i cried. but... i'm not a guy. on 'slap every red-head you see,' i once again cursed my stupid red hair.
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I cried my eyes out and I feel bad for you since I have blond streaked hair.
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I hate Dylan!!!! Seems like rarely anyone likes him...I kinda feel bad
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I didn't like him, then I did, THEN I made my descision which was: Screw Dylan, FANG IS AWESOME
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I neverΒ really hated Dylan, but ALWAYS was a Fang lover, and yes, FANG IS AWESOME!!!!
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*reads the first one*
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*Hides immense fan arts of Iggy*
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