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Published: 2009-11-16 02:26:31 +0000 UTC; Views: 10701; Favourites: 116; Downloads: 267
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Remember in Street Fighter II when you get to play cute little minigames like tickling the car and caressing the oil drums? Rumble Roses has those too! In this adorable minigame called "Wishbone Nurse", Sgt. Clemets makes a wish come true by gently, gingerly snapping Anesthesia in two, or maybe six, pieces. The more pieces, the more wishes will come true! What's your wish? Shh, don't tell, or it won't come true.----------
This is my most imitated drawing. I guess rip off is a form of flattery? Oh well, the characters aren't mine to begin with, so all's fair I suppose. (Grumble, grumble.)
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I guess what is most unsatisfying is that probably most of the rip offs are rip offs of the rip offs. The lazy, stupid hacks are copying copies - they don't even know who they're stealing from anymore!
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If it's any consolation, the original is by far the best, and that's not my bias towards you speaking. The others are all, for the most part, really, really bad.
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People think it's easy to come up with a nice pose... oh, but I guess it is; just copy it - oh, I mean, become "inspired" by it - once some sap like me has done all the hard work!
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At least you and I know the truth!
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Looking back at this one, y'know, it TOTALLY looks like Dixie's feeling her up as she breaking her in half.
"Tch, you think these lil boobs are nice?! Y'all must not have taken a good look at mine!"
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Well, I always figured Dixie's were real and Anesthesia's are a product of mad science. The world is about to find out just what her boobs are injected with...
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I assumed 100ccs of Evil Sexy, but I've known to be wrong...
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Evil Sexy - why oh why has that not yet been bottled for sale??
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Anesthesia's trying to get the formule *just* right before she puts it on the market.
Side effects include: Larger, fuller, rounder busts, wider hips, and a preference for latex and leather clothing.
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And don't forget the supernatural talent to move *freely* in latex and leather! That is worth its figurative weight in gold.
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Welp, I'm sold. Just how much would YOU pay for such a product? :U
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That's the best part - she's probably distributing it for free all over the world as part of her weird master plan!
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You mean her weird master plan that never made much sense to begin with?!
"I'm going to clone the world's greatest female wrestler into an army of robots!"
CLONING INTO ROBOTS. GENIUS.
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She's JUST THAT BRILLIANT! If I hadn't abandoned my novel, she was furthermore going to be working under the assumption that she was extraterrestrial (hence the space oddity persona); Lambda was an early product of her genetic engineering plan whose goal was to not only ensure her own immortality through cloning but also enact a one-woman alien invasion.
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She, her being an alien would have actually made all make sense.
To be honest, I'm still miffed than RR XX dropped the story mode completely. Sure, the first game's was silly as hell, but they could have still rolled with it.
Especially since, y'know, a lot of the Superstar forms bug me, since they have no context at all behind them.
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Oh sweet lord, can you imagine the awesome hilarity if they had concocted stories for all those superstar personae? Actually, as fun as that idea is, I kinda like the bizarre unexplained nature of RRXX. I miss it; I haven't been able to play in a long time since my Xbox died its last death, like a year and half ago.
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I still play my copy from time to time.
Really, the story could have went either way and I would have been happen. Keep it silly as hell and try to explain the superstar forms (Spencer in a wedding dress?! Anesthesia as an alien?!) or tone down the sillier elements and make it more 'serious' (but still keep a lighthearted edge to it). Instead, they drop those elements completely and halfass a campaign mode.
It's no wonder the series has died. : /
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Spencer's wedding lingerie was the best. thing. ever. I was so bummed when the download costumes stopped - I wanted that one and Evil Rose's devil fetish outfit.
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Hey, we're lucky we got any DLC at all. :/
What really bugs me though? Is how they half ass the costumes. I would have much preferred a set of two or three individual costumes for the girls, instead of a bunch of generic ones that everyone can use. Things more fitting each character, I mean.
I've got a list a mile wide of things I would have done to improve RRXX, but I honestly think every Rumble Roses fan does, so...yeah.
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We'll just have to become master programmers so we can make our own RR game!
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It's not like Konami's going to do it.
Which, honestly, I'm so desperate for new RR stuff at this point, I don't think I'd care if they went the DoA route and just turned it into a volleyball series. :/
Hell, here'a fun fact you may not know. I can't find it on youtube, but the original trailer for the first Rumble Roses? It had Dixie sunbathing on a beach, then Reiko walks out of a building and throws a volleyball with the RR logo on it at the camera. Everyone, myself included, thought it WAS going to be a volleyball game when we saw that.
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I do remember that video. I would buy a new console for a new RR game. Actually, that was a big part of my decision to get the 360; I justified it with other things, too, but between you and me... I wanted more of those rasslin' ladies!
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Same! That was honestly the biggest deciding factor for me!
...then the game came out and wasn't really that great. But I loved it anyway!
I'm still surprised Konami hasn't given the series another try with a bigger budget, honestly. I really think if they would just give it an honest try, it would be somewhat bigger and better than it is now. But nooo....
(Especially after they put considerable budget on the PS2 game. Seriously, those models in it are still DAMN good looking, if you ask me.)
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Agreed; the original RR game still looks great. The models in RRXX were defaulted too skinny; easily corrected by customization, of course. As for why there hasn't been another game... it's all just too problematic, and we've probably gone over it all before.
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Too skinny, had bad art direction, horrible faces...you know the deal.
First damn thing I did with the game was switch Dixie and Reiko to their heel forms, and crank up their weight, muscles, and breast sizes. XP
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I cranked up all their bodies, but I took all their muscles way down. Mmm, flesh!
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What can I say, I like Dixie and Rowdy with a bit of muscle on them. Didn't crank it up all the way, just enough to tone 'em out a bit.
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I think I did give Dixie a smidge of tone. But my Spencer was as big and soft as I could make her in that bridal lingerie.
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That lingerie really was quite nice, though again I have to wonder the story behind it...
Maybe after her and Sgt. Clemets little fling in that one picture of yours, she fell in love with the Texan, dressing in the white wedding gown and stalking her through the arena night after night, demanding the cop pledge her heart to her and marry her on the spot!
See? This stuff writes itself! Konami, you so lazy!
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With Spencer, I imagined her superstar versions to be a sort of circular or cyclic phenomenon. The prim teacher's superstar tosses her responsibilities to the wind, emerging from her cocoon with butterfly motif. A less damaged and more healthy losing of inhibition. The dark version, Mistress, is damaged goods for sure, but her superstar, while continuing in looniness, becomes - in her odd and twisted way - more rigid and less wild; a bride (in white!), a domestic of sorts. Face is no longer teacher; heel is no longer dominatrix. Both sides are trying to reach each other by becoming bizarre opposites.
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I'll be honest, I couldn't remember SS Miss Spencer, lemme look her up right quick...
*a youtube video later*
...how the HELL did I forget that? Seriously? O.o;
That's a pretty cool theory though. I like it! Though, I like that one I just squeezed out too, about her becoming overly obsessed with [insert name here] and stalking them around while dressed as a bride.
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Oh, she's batty for sure. I could see her chasing someone like a lovesick puppy... then when she gets what she wants, she goes all psycho.
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"Promising your love to me?! I never said love! I only wanted you for you body!!"
Ooh, that could be fun to write.
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Haha, she's the best! You can make poor Spencer do anything and it works!
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But can she see why kids like Cinna....er....why heels like Evil Sexy Crunch? :U
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So long as it's part of a well balanced breakfast, she's all for it.
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Looking at most of the heels...yeah, I think it is!
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lol, I lost what we were talking about. Breakfast?
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Breakfast...evil...Spencer...
There's a Reese's Puffs Cereal joke in there involving Spencer and Candy, I just know it. "It's not Candy for breakfast!"
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My mind isn't working too well. I was trying to think of a milk joke, but it eludes me.
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Spencer's enormous jugs and you can't think of a milk joke? For shame... :U
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I was toying with vitamin D, D cup... it just wouldn't work elegantly.
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I was thinking milk jugs, giant jugs...a bit crude, but the joke's in there somewhere.
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Usually we're all over the bad joke, so what could be stopping us?
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Let's just get it out of the way then.
Milk goes on cereal. Milk comes from jugs. Spencer has *large* jugs. Candy needs milk for her cereal...
...no, I just can't get it to sound right. Hmph.
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Maybe it's 'cause I don't have the lactation fetish. So, it's probably just enough to say this:
Boobs.
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