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This series is intended for 18+ audiences

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IT IS TIME FOR A NEW SERIES, MOTHERBITCHES!!! *cool explosions and shit*

Been a looooooong time since we had a fun series based off a show here, and i miss that ;A;
SO because Wander Over Yonder is one of the sluttiest kid's shows i have ever seen (what... an uncomfortable sentence, wow), we're gonna go through the show and call out and laugh at as many sus and adult moments as i can spy!
Sex jokes, cuss words, Wander being a tremendous whore at all times, ya love to see it <B)
Now let's get into it...!!
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Panel 1

The very first episode of Wander Over Yonder was delightfully gay, i gotta be real.
It starts with all the bingleborps (oh my god) making out, then Hater and the Watchdogs show up and are terrorists, and then Wander shows up and is like "yuh what if ya'll made out instead" so the Watchdogs start kissing and doing bingleborp activities!
Ash and i theorize several boyfriend pairs branched off outta that episode.

Panel 2

Emperor Awesome's dinosaur has tit armor...
Hey i'm not complaining -- the literal tag line for this account is "breasts aren't sexual," but in a Western society that treats tits like genitals in terms of inappropriateness, IT'S JUST A LITTLE JARRING TO SEE.
THEY'RE NOT PECS THEY ARE TITS, THEY HAVE THE LEGIT SMALL-BOOB SHAPE AND EVERYTHING...
That goddamn dinosaur is perky
Lucky bitch.

Panel 3

There is never.
Ever.
EVER.
A point where Awesome doesn't have a dick bulge.
I want everyone reading to remember that people sat in a room, designed the characters, had open discussions, sent emails, and droves of conscious humans worked together to produce this tanned, oily shark man in fuckboy tights and platform hooker heels, with a gargantuan DICK BULGE.
Again i'm not complaining, but you bet your ass my perverse eyes floated STRAIGHT to his cock the first time i saw him...
And they have remained there ever since.

Also saying "taking you down to Awesome Town" while pointing down, with that bulge, i mean...
That could be innocent enough, but this is my series so, uh, it most certainly is NOT innocent!

Panel 4

Wander was a rotten little fucker for this moment.
He was shouting to Hater from far away, and explained that Sylvia was off taking a shit for the first time in five months (no one needed to know that), and Hater shouts back "I don't care!"
And do you know what headass Wander does?
He shouts back "Where? I don't know WHERE she's going to the bathroom, around here somewhere! Why do ya wanna know?"
Then he fuckin' breaks the fourth wall and goes "Weird-uh."
...WANDER I KNOW DAMN WELL YOU HEARD WHAT HE SAID.
This hairy bitch takes every opportunity in the show to put someone on the spot, I WOULD BET MY PACK OF OREOS HE HEARD HATER AND DID THAT JUST TO MAKE HIM UNCOMFORTABLE.
TROLLING LITTLE ASS.

Panel 5

Speaking of ass, this blink-and-ya-miss-it detail of Wander getting pulled through the Watchdog crowd, only to come up being punched up his bony hole is hilarious to me
HE'S EVEN CUPPING HIMSELF, POOR GUY LMFAO
But let's be real for a sec, like we all know Wander enjoyed being carried by hundreds of fit hot men.
He ended up getting way too relaxed having a bazillion hands on his back and ass through that whole sequence.
Whore.

And yeah i'm sorry but the rampant "HATE'S GREAT BEST VILLAIN" chanting makes Ash and i think of Nazis, I'M -- IDK WHAT TO TELL YOU.

Panel 6

One more time for "The Greatest," Wander apparently just has sex on the brain.
While mocking the Watchdogs' chants, he says:
"Taste cake, it's fillin'!
Fix gate, needs drillin'!
Date Kate, she's willin'", with bedroom eyes...

...Sir...

Willin' to WHAT?
Ain't nobody makin' them eyes over dating, naaah.
I'm telling you guys, Wander's just always horny.
The further we go, the more of that you'll see.

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Hope you enjoyed!!

---Wander Over Yonder is property of Disney. I do not own it or the original images presented.---