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Sus WOY 19 — Description

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Panel 1

No actual harm done here, i just think it's funny that Wander's legs were so open.
Shit that boy is flexible, MM.
I love the thought that Sylvia's dickbag family ate food that Wander's ass and crotch rubbed all over, but knowing those fucks, they wouldn't have cared even if they'd known.
Sylvia's brothers are definitely the type to blast ass in each other's faces, they've had mouthfuls of worse.
(Not me actually almost making myself throw up, fuck)

Okay mans needs to close his legs though, 'cos THERE'S SOME REALLY THREATENING LOOKING FRUIT IN THAT PILE ALL MOVING AND SLIDING AROUND...

Panel 2

Again with his legs!!
Wander, my dude, YOU ARE ALWAYS SO HAPPY AND EAGER FOR THIS SHIT.
And of course, Hater's quote.
The entire short was sus here with Hater getting ready to kill Wander by shooting him with his lightning...but he couldn't aim right.
Which was kinda "hmmm" in and of itself, but then that quote.
In case you were born yesterday, that phrase is a common show and movie trope where a man is struggling with something, and says "I swear this never happens to me," which is traced to men allegedly notoriously saying that while having trouble "getting it up" with a new partner.
So, it's an innuendo.
LOVE that.

Panel 3

Luckily for Hater, Wander is a supportive partner-- I mean, victim, and says a line that is less common but still identifiable in the scene of "My man can't get it up and is stressed about it, let's come back to this when he's relaxed."

Panel 4

Peepers rattles in terror for Hater to destroy Wander instead of himself, and...Wander is...AGAIN, SO HAPPY ABOUT IT?!
I know he always gets out of shitty situations, and if he reeeally thought he was in trouble he would've just bounced, but why was he doing this to begin with?!
Was it to get Dominator's attention, was this just more wingman shit?
Ugh...
Come on, we all know Wander was having a really nice time, though.

Panel 5

And tragically, yet again, Wander is pressed for time and unable to appreciate Hater's tits...I mean bones.
This panel doesn't really need much explanation, I think we all know why it looks funny.

Panel 6

I fuckin' hate this ass shape.
Why are their asses so LONG?!?!
THEY LOOK LIKE STRETCHED OUT SKINNY BALLS.
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