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HoneyBatty16 [2013-06-05 04:38:11 +0000 UTC]
I will probably feel the same way too. But if I become a vampire, I have to learn to live like one.
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sevenofeleven [2011-12-26 16:17:36 +0000 UTC]
This is great.
None of that sparkly nonsense either.
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Murderdoll-69 [2011-04-07 21:08:59 +0000 UTC]
the last two sentences makes me laugh so hard xD
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Clover-san311 [2011-04-07 04:16:04 +0000 UTC]
yeah/
which begs the question? do vampires pee?
okay that was... i'm going to bed now...
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Clover-san311 In reply to Ozymannndias677 [2011-04-22 21:05:34 +0000 UTC]
XD yeah i know that now. funny.
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kilian777 In reply to ayeshoo123 [2010-10-08 03:16:18 +0000 UTC]
There clothes turn into fleas.
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masu5536 [2010-07-09 02:07:45 +0000 UTC]
you know i always wondered what happened to their clothes when they turn into bats.
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jonasgrant [2010-06-27 00:49:06 +0000 UTC]
LoL, at least he's not complaining about his skin being shiny...
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squonkpuddle [2010-05-04 00:53:30 +0000 UTC]
Nice. I remember reading this story where vampires just hack off the offending tattoos, but, hey, maybe it just hurts more than it's really worth.
I think the last three panels make the comic- it makes me giggle every time.
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narutosauske [2009-11-29 13:18:04 +0000 UTC]
:wooohplz:
twilight sucks ass,darren shan is kickass!!!it makes more sense than twilight plus darren isnt an effing fairy!
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who said the cookie jar was made of pie?
mr.lovehorn
who said the pie cabinet was made of cookies?
mrs.hornlove
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sylphstarwind [2009-09-20 17:49:54 +0000 UTC]
I was wondering if this was going to be a rip on Twilight. Though, I suppose that might be overdone. There are plenty of real vampire problems to deal with; we shouldn't bring sparkling into it. Aw, I just did. Anyway...good points. I like the whole tattoos thing, especially the 'slavery for life'. That would be pretty tough to explain.
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admiral-squee [2009-09-17 01:42:31 +0000 UTC]
Wanna be a vampire? Sure. Just remember that forever is a really long time to live with your dumb decisions.
Epic. The bat. THE BAT! Lulz.
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Drivingblind666 [2009-08-22 22:01:02 +0000 UTC]
HAHAHA those tattoos are hilrious! xDD
And yes anyone with a tribal tattoo, EVEN A VAMPIRE, is a douchebag.
I love your comics, Zach!
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Yoikodomo [2009-08-21 20:53:25 +0000 UTC]
The tribal tattoo interrupted the flow of this comic for me because I was laughing so hard.
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The-DaneMen [2009-08-19 10:25:39 +0000 UTC]
I thought this was pretty good, but...
Did he get the tattoo when he was a slave or had a slave?
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Exzachly In reply to The-DaneMen [2009-08-19 13:31:21 +0000 UTC]
Presumably he had the slaves, being adamantly pro-slavery and all.
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