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devilspawn — El Capino Sausago
Published: 2003-01-30 23:40:57 +0000 UTC; Views: 203; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 64
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Description In memory of El Capino (Captain) Sausago:

His body was cylindrical
And made of sweaty fat.
Although his death was quite comical,
He did soil his beautiful chef hat.

As he was lifted up into the air,
Spiked by a silver fork
We laughed without a care,
He looked like a dork!

But the mean girl who had him spiked
Threw him in her cereal, I'm not lyin',
And as he floundered in the milk, knowing he was never liked,
He was lifted out and split in twine.

He died.

The End.
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Comments: 3

brwncow [2004-04-02 16:23:36 +0000 UTC]

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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devilspawn In reply to brwncow [2004-04-03 00:13:11 +0000 UTC]

It was much funnier when I was making it up on the spot with everyone dying of laughter because we were drunk on IHOP fumes or something... Or it was just Noorin. She's the type of person that can make you laugh at anything. I should call her.

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skyebluedream [2003-02-02 04:58:51 +0000 UTC]

Funny ish...? Hopefully the death part was fiction, otherwise, ideed quite comical.

Renegade Purple Smurf.

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