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     Ernest the Cape-Wearing Pupa was a spunky kind of …pupa.  He often dreamed of being a superhero and flying through the sky, fighting crime and getting the ladies.  However, Ernest was a pupa, and I don't know about you, but pupas just aren’t very…well… handsome, sexy or in all ways superhero-like.
     One day, in an effort to fulfill his dreams, Ernest wiggled on over to the Karate Masters Club of Masterful Karate People with Too Much Time on Their Hands…Club.  Well, he immediately asked to join; however, he didn't even fit the title, so how could he become a member?  Well, of course they scrapped that anyone just joining up would be Karate Masters…or people…but…HANDS!  Ernest was a pupa, and we all know pupas don’t have hands or any other limbs.  They have their cocoon and their…scary imaginations.  Ernest knew a way out of this though and immediately dropped into a coma for a long dose of imagination gone horribly, HORRIBLY wrong.  Ten days later he came up with a solution:  He must become a human by taking a fish, changing it back to the organism from whence all creatures have come from (not God though), then making it evolve into a human instead of fish, transmitting that DNA into his cells…ALL of them…and hope that they replicate.  In about…a couple of years most of his body may have changed…No, the place will be burned down by then…So, Ernest returned to his coma.

And he stayed in a coma.

And he stayed in a coma.

     And then he woke up, promptly forgot his great idea formed by many hours of extensive scary imagining, and was thus very awake, energetic, and disgruntled.  This is when he best likes to try flying like a superhero.
     I think you know what happens when a pupa, which can only wiggle, jiggle, and hop slightly, jumps off a leaf.  I say no more.

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