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Hell Of A Plan... — Description
Nobody thought of THIS , eh ?
See, while others were busy pissing and moaning about this otherwise fantastic movie that took tijuana bibles of sketchy myths about a plethora of degenerate sociopaths that make our current supervillains tame by comparison, yours truly has noticed that Disney actually kept the ONLY crucial info about Greek mythology : HADES IS THE COOLEST DUDE EVER
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZdCO9…
Granted, the Original one is cool in the sense that he's a pretty chill guy who just minds his own and never reneges on deals (that he rarely ever does BTW...). The Disney one is cool in the sense that he fucking puts the screen ON FIRE anytime he's on (movie or TV series...yeah, that one was pretty good too !). Also, if they switch places, antic myths will FINALLY have someone to properly root for ! What ? Disney Hades will kill people ? Well, good, that will guarantee them somewhere to go once they die ! Rent's cheap, crowd's calm, firm's working, I mean why complain ? Amirite ?! Plus that's waaaay nicer than what OG Zeus fucking does...and no, that's not an arbitrary adverb...
Anyway babe, gotta swing away ! BYE !

P.S.: This dialogue is to be read in James Woods' voice. I mean, you know how hard it was to write that down ?! But it was fun !