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Published: 2011-12-07 02:03:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 547; Favourites: 6; Downloads: 5
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Description He had a black hole for a mouth,
and eyes like the dying stars that I would never collide with.

"Speak me the universe," I told him.
He laughed, and swallowed my galaxy.
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Comments: 15

Kit-Kat-Tik-Tak [2011-12-07 23:16:48 +0000 UTC]

He didn't swallow my glaxy he just swallowed the cupcakes and bagged lunches I made for him buuuut I LOVE YOUR CREATIVE SOUL

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conformityphobe In reply to Kit-Kat-Tik-Tak [2011-12-07 23:34:26 +0000 UTC]

THOSE CUPCAKES WERE REPRESENTATIVES OF YOUR METAPHORICAL GALAXY. HE JUST DIDNT UNDERSTAND, HE WAS TAINTED IN THE HEAD BY HIS ATTRACTION TO FAKE GINGERS.

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Kit-Kat-Tik-Tak In reply to conformityphobe [2011-12-08 01:31:46 +0000 UTC]

I swear to Allah, that way since I don't believe in him nothing bad will happen, all gingers like in a romantic setting is other gingers

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conformityphobe In reply to Kit-Kat-Tik-Tak [2011-12-08 01:35:12 +0000 UTC]

Gingers are overrated.

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Kit-Kat-Tik-Tak In reply to conformityphobe [2011-12-08 01:54:58 +0000 UTC]

Not even!! They are a beautiful species of subhumans. But dude, its like he's retreating into his glossy orange shell. he's barly talking to me anymore at lunch time. Sad face times infinty and beyond

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conformityphobe In reply to Kit-Kat-Tik-Tak [2011-12-08 20:59:56 +0000 UTC]

You need to move on! He is not the ginger for you!

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Kit-Kat-Tik-Tak In reply to conformityphobe [2011-12-08 22:05:52 +0000 UTC]

Well, he said 'hey' to me today! That means something. We've moved from exhanging 'his' to 'heys'
Our relatinship is budding and it is going places

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conformityphobe In reply to Kit-Kat-Tik-Tak [2011-12-08 22:08:09 +0000 UTC]

No! You can't assume things are going places unless Fallahon specifically suggests it in the midst of faking physical education.
Plus, that is clearly a preference of salutations, don't get fooled just because ginger started initiating hallway greetings!!!!!!

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Kit-Kat-Tik-Tak In reply to conformityphobe [2011-12-08 22:18:59 +0000 UTC]

Its a step though!! Even talking to him is a major improvement over last year when I was basically the pencil pimp of a guy and interpeted him asking for my pencils as a sign of liking my face.

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conformityphobe In reply to Kit-Kat-Tik-Tak [2011-12-08 22:23:32 +0000 UTC]

MELISSA. NO. STOP BEING A TEENAGE GIRL LEAD WHORE.

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Kit-Kat-Tik-Tak In reply to conformityphobe [2011-12-08 23:25:22 +0000 UTC]

Its in my circatry!! I can't stop. I just replaced lead with cupcakes and other baked goods this year

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conformityphobe In reply to Kit-Kat-Tik-Tak [2011-12-08 23:37:31 +0000 UTC]

Next thing you know, you will start making them superhero outfits....wait....that would be awesome.

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Kit-Kat-Tik-Tak In reply to conformityphobe [2011-12-08 23:38:28 +0000 UTC]

Funny thing is: I already did that. Oh Sunny D
What you do for me

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conformityphobe In reply to Kit-Kat-Tik-Tak [2011-12-08 23:54:38 +0000 UTC]

No, as in legitmate sewing the fuck out of some spandex.

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Kit-Kat-Tik-Tak In reply to conformityphobe [2011-12-09 00:14:18 +0000 UTC]

Can you even sew spandex?

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