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For some reason I dunno WHY OH WHY am I getting into THESE JOKES juz like I did with Yo Mama jokes last year.Allryt so the point is? That joke's juz cliche right there. I bet a lot of people already thought of it long before I did.
and America's being a big fat LOL in there.
and for some reason I like drawing a face on RUssia's hosepipe
Hetalia (c) Hidekaz Himaruya (copypasted from sum1's comments)
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HellPhoenix5 [2018-02-14 10:10:12 +0000 UTC]
I've got a joke: in America, you make burgers out of cows. In Soviet Russia, cows make burgers out of you!
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HellPhoenix5 [2018-02-08 07:23:01 +0000 UTC]
China decided to go talk some sense into America.
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Ego-Man25 [2017-04-21 03:40:43 +0000 UTC]
That being said, I LOVE the whole reversal here.
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ladyblackbird13 [2015-07-16 10:30:21 +0000 UTC]
China got there so fast because he's Russia's neighbour, Alfie! Buuurrrrn!
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TashaHemlock In reply to Tangleshadowdraws221 [2015-07-10 18:27:49 +0000 UTC]
Ni hao means hello in Chinese.
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Tangleshadowdraws221 In reply to TashaHemlock [2015-07-10 20:45:58 +0000 UTC]
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TashaHemlock In reply to Tangleshadowdraws221 [2015-07-10 20:47:04 +0000 UTC]
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Tangleshadowdraws221 In reply to TashaHemlock [2015-07-11 02:41:21 +0000 UTC]
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TashaHemlock In reply to Tangleshadowdraws221 [2015-07-11 13:08:42 +0000 UTC]
*Coughs* In America: You punch someone.Β Β Β
In Soviet Russia: You punch yourself!Β Β
Wish someone would make that face of Russia into a Emoji.
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Tangleshadowdraws221 In reply to TashaHemlock [2015-07-11 16:55:25 +0000 UTC]
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TashaHemlock In reply to Tangleshadowdraws221 [2015-07-11 16:58:29 +0000 UTC]
You agree with me on the face Russia makes. If it was an Emoji, people can use it when they make In Soviet Russia jokes in comments.
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Tangleshadowdraws221 In reply to TashaHemlock [2015-07-11 17:01:17 +0000 UTC]
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TashaHemlock In reply to Tangleshadowdraws221 [2015-07-11 17:14:58 +0000 UTC]
Want to be friends?
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Tangleshadowdraws221 In reply to TashaHemlock [2015-07-11 19:10:05 +0000 UTC]
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Tangleshadowdraws221 In reply to TashaHemlock [2015-07-11 19:43:48 +0000 UTC]
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Hamiden In reply to Tangleshadowdraws221 [2016-07-24 05:02:28 +0000 UTC]
εθ° ζζΎθ‘δΈηΎηη¬ηΉ
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EllenCharlie [2015-04-03 18:01:00 +0000 UTC]
Ive got one!
In (wherever,dont wanna be racist)you watch Hetalia...
In Soviet Russia,Hetalia watches you!
(I wish this was true,also I just realized that I mentioned above that i didnt want to be racist by suggesting a specific country,yet i just made a Soviet Russia joke xD)
imsorryplzdontkillmeh
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steampunkassassin33 [2014-12-22 04:21:38 +0000 UTC]
This shouldn't be funny. But it totally is.
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SlyFox2013 [2014-09-06 12:31:38 +0000 UTC]
In Soviet Russia impossible become possible))))
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Honey-lovingWolf [2014-05-19 01:11:03 +0000 UTC]
Soviet Russia jokes are the best jokes ;3
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New-Sampshire [2013-12-11 04:01:45 +0000 UTC]
XD I love saying those jokes XD and yep...Merica for ya right there XD
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umnokorito [2013-05-31 19:43:39 +0000 UTC]
WAJAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Chocoreaper In reply to fish807 [2013-10-01 13:25:59 +0000 UTC]
it could be.
southern eastern asia? dontcha mean southeast asia cuz thats where im from
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Chocoreaper In reply to fish807 [2013-10-06 04:32:53 +0000 UTC]
hey im from Indonesia, well thats not so close though but it IS still close
yeah sorry for the long reply.
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Shizuri-chan [2013-02-05 22:50:44 +0000 UTC]
xDD I love this 'In soviet russia jokes' my buddy is so good in making them XP I fail most
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Chocoreaper In reply to Shizuri-chan [2013-09-25 13:31:19 +0000 UTC]
you can learn from her/him how (s)he did it
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