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NOTE: These pictures can also be seen over at Mrcappy’s gallery mrcappy.deviantart.com
He was very gracious and gave me permission to upload his drawings here…seeing as I’m Mrcappy.
In other words, these aren’t stolen unless you think I plagiarized myself.

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Cappitron’s Short-Circuited Contest
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Lucky be the artists who look at my art first! I gotta couple ideas for drawings, and I need my fellow art buddies to let me use their bodies as public domain!

Lemme use your sexy brain! Do you have a Transformers fembot fancharacter? I’m doing up—surprise—another Transformer piccie, and I need a female Transformer. Link to the picture of your gigagirl in the comments and I’ll pick one in a very biased contest; it all depends on how many “I LOVE YOUR ARTS” you type up before the link to your AutoBooty or DeceptiCans.

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The Lowdown On The Download
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Whatever, it’s my gallery and I’ll upload retarded Transformer pictures if I wanna! Fun fact: did you know hentai was created solely for philosophical reasons? It’s true, because it makes everyone ponder how a nation full of the most conservative and polite people could create some of the MEANEST, ANGRIEST porn I have ever come across. I COULD cut-n-paste my description from a drawing I did that’s dedicated to the creepy industry of animating crying Sailor Moons being romanced by faceless octopuses.

Instead, lemme direct you to the picture itself! Com’mon, you know you wanna look! As an added bonus, you’ll get to read my infamous rant about soap.
I RANT ABOUT SOAP, PEOPLE!!
[link]

Now that you’re back and up-to-date on my opinion on hentai because you definitely followed that link, let’s talk Transformers Animated. They still haven’t done much with token ninja Prowl on the show to make him likeable. In fact the only reason I’ve been interested in him is because I’m 99.98% sure that the voice actor also did Johnny Bravo.

About the art: I tried creating some type of futuristic telecomputer device that Bumblebee’s jamming on…but it came out really confusing. Just believe me when I say it’s a telecomputer and they’re surfing the Interwebs with it.

Also! I tried to do something a little more literal with my ransom note lettering. I don’t know if the checkerboarding is better than alternately coloring every other word (like in the linked picture above). It definitely saves ink in my Prismacolor markers this way, but it may be confusing and you need time to decipher the words. Tell me if this is okay.

I know this description isn’t my usual level of funny; since I linked to a previous drawing of mine with an already bandwidth bashing rant, I figured I could be lazy today.
…Okay, you talked me into it! Since the theme is kinda pornish, how about I come up with smut titles only Cappitron could conspire?

A super hero themed flick, with the ultimate mutant…from the waist down, it’s
THE PORNADO
“Baby, I’m gonna blow you…away!”
“When I walk into a trailer park, the governor calls it a state of emergency with all the white trash I’m about to devastate!”

A caveman themed hanky-panky film, take a sexy trip to Jurassic Pork with
TYRANNOSAURUS SEX
“If you take off that tricera-tube-top then you’re about to become stego-sore!”
“You thought seeing a bone this size would be extinct by now, huh?”
“Where I’m gonna be drilling, we’re gonna need some crude oil!”

-The “His Comments Transform Into Bad Taste” Cappitron

For the copycats: micron pigma pen 04, 03 (linework), prismacolor markers, colored pencils, uniball 207 gel pens.
References: google image search for Bumblebee and Prowl. No porn results, hooray!!