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ZOMBIESSS — Description
Just done for pure lulz, though I'm aware some of it may require explanation.

sidekickPARTNER: One day during world history, me and got on the topic of what we would do during the zombie apocalypse. It was established that she would drive a combine while I would back her by dual-wielding stake guns, and then we would switch to me driving some sort of strange amalgam of a unicycle and an old-fashioned Seed Drill which she would sit on front of and burn zombies with a flamethrower.

Stronghold: Phone booth equals best hide-out EVER.

Inventory: That is a potato battery. If you don't know WHO that is, I won't spoil it for you. But basically the-someone-I-am-not-mentioning keeps me on task and occasionally provides reminders to not die horribly.

Weapons: It's a gun that shoots stakes. Don't ask me where that came from. Sub-weapon is my sona's usual weapon, which is a swiss army knife with some ungodly number of functions (I think the current count is several million) one of which is a guy in a suit who I call Lawyerguy. Technically the swiss army knife is actually him and he keeps me on task and prevents me from getting sued for hyperdimensional damage. (That one time with the rubber chicken was a COMPLETE ACCIDENT I SWEAR)

Anything else that is too scribbly/unintelligible/weird let me know and I will explain.