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.. Jackpot? .. — Description

.. After all these years, of searching for missing artefacts and encountering all sorts of dangers, Lara had finally hit the jackpot .. the famed lost treasure of Cortez. The cave was filled with coins, gems and jewels enough to make her enormously wealthy.
There was just the one problem, Count Otto von Moltke, her most dangerous rival was standing in front of her and he was pointing a loaded pistol at her.
"This is mine .." he said "You have two choices Lady Croft .. walk away or be shot .."
Lara thought for a moment and slowly pulled off her top, exposing her perfect breasts.
"..Oh I'm sure we can agree a third option .." she said, lowering her eyes in a most seductive manner "After all, we adventurers spend so much time alone .. maybe we could .. share the .. treasures .. in here?"
She walked towards him, unzipping her shorts, showing him she was wearing nothing underneath.
"After all my dear count .. there's plenty enough for us to share .." she added, seeing him lower his pistol ".. and I'm sure we can find a compromise .. position .."
(This is a parody of the well known character from books and mocies and ie meant purely for fun.)