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.. Clara and potato soup .. — Description

This was not what the adventure promised ..
"Go find a hidden ancient artifact .." they said.
"Oh, it will be easy .." they said.
"Only the odd primitive tribe .." they said.
And yet here she was, sat naked in a huge cauldron as they made Clara and potato soup.
She had been captured when ambushed over night in her camp, taken to the tribal village, stripped and put into the pot. She had struggled, had tried to converse with them, trying every language she knew, even using signs. Indeed she had even tried to seduce the tribal leader but that hadn't worked either.
She had even hoped it might be some elaborate interrogation technique and she offered to tell all, but again that hadn't worked. She now glanced over to see the tribal woman chop up vegetables and she knew her body would help to nourish the tribe.
And then, in the depths of her despair, a thought came to her, a daring escape plan .. now if only ..
(This is a caricature of the Lara Croft character from films, games and comics and is purely meant as a bit of fun. No vegetables were harmed in the development of this art.)