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Published: 2009-08-25 20:14:21 +0000 UTC; Views: 411; Favourites: 2; Downloads: 7
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There are some things you just don't say to a big slobbering B.O.W, particularly when he's going to eat you and bring you to your sanity depraved creator.This (As Simone is about to find out) is one of them.
G.U.L.P & Simone (c)
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G.U.L.P: Blarr, she's cute....Can BlI...?
No G.U.L.P, you can't eat her. Β¬_Β¬
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G.U.L.P: Blat's ok. Bli was saving Blmy appetite for Blat cat blanyway.
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G.U.L.P: Blsorry, blut bli can't blsay no to dad.
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G.U.L.P: Blook, bli'm not going to kill her. Blthat's Blmy dad's job.
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G.U.L.P: Blwell...Blso long Blas my dad dosen't tell me to, Bli guess Bli can.
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G.U.L.P: But blonec Blmy dad Blget's ahold Blof her, Blwell.....
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G.U.L.P:......Blthere's no blreson bli can't bleat you Blya'know.
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G.U.L.P: Bli'm a hunter, Blwe're blnot supost to have friand's. Bwe just kill pepol.
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Well, he IS fat.
Hey, did you ever heard about diet? O:
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It's not really his fault. Adam made him like that.
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Oh what trouble she get's into.
Simone: What? Iβm just saying congratulations.
G.U.L.P:
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Simone: So....Whatβs that then? (point's to G.U.L.P's belly)
G.U.L.P: (counting to ten quietly)
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Simone: Oh.....So why the big tummy?
G.U.L.P: Blok, bli'll just eat hes and bling to dad blike I was blolled to.
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Simone: He He
G.U.L.P: Blat's not funny. (grab's Simone in his webed hand)
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G.U.L.P: Sorry, blut dad said bldat I had to bling her to him.
Simone: W-What?
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G.U.L.P: Blory, blut I take bloreders from dad, blnot you.(opens his mouth and hold's Simone over it)
Simone: Mommy.
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G.U.L.P: Blow! Blat hurt!!
Simone: (Land's) phew, that was close.
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Simone: Yeah, it was kind of fun.
G.U.L.P: (cluching it's stomec) B-BlI don't feel to good.
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G.U.L.P: Bler. Bli think Bli'm gon'a- (vomits acid in there direction)
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G.U.L.P
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G.U.L.P: BlI was just doimh blwhat blI was tould to do!
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G.U.L.P: Blyou whait till dad hears about blthis! (stik's it toung out and go's)
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Simone: but Isn't his dad that crazy lizard that you like?
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