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# Statistics
Favourites: 1414; Deviations: 355; Watchers: 88
Watching: 191; Pageviews: 21446; Comments Made: 1994; Friends: 191
# Comments
Comments: 184
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you've been tagged fellow falcon brother fav.me/d95ukqr
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Here you go!
You turn up like a bad penny!You have a finger in every pie!
Don't call me a lunatic, that is not mine.
It's that damn lamp, I had to break it!
Why did I attack the girl?
Because of her earrings, damn it!
Why I have one in my hand when I need to make a gift,
Stop infesting my pizza, you bloody thing!
Why that girl carries them on her grocery bag?!?
Why do you stare at me,
I saw them dancing in my dreams!
Release me, I'm not crazy, it's everywhere!
I feel it, it's pestering me, man!
I'm not nuts, I woke up wanting that smoothie
I know I'll regret it,
Damn pointy and delicious thing
Why do I have to dance around like that?
Can't stop, won't stop that's what it wants,
That's its dance!
Wanna drink some tea with me?
It's on the teapot, did you see it?
Stop telling me it's my imagination,
I can see it even on the menu!
Damn delicious scones!
I want to split it with an axe!
Don't get in the way, I want to chop it!
No, I don't want an upside down cake,
Argh, strip yourself from that shirt,
That pattern hurts my eyes!
I w
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Ehi, did you think about the free commission I offered you as prize? Before the end of July I'd like to have all the information to start planning, thank you.
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oops sorry note sent X: waas having trouble coming up with stuff
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No problem. 
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oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cheating
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oooooooooooo cheatingw atinens
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oooooooooooooooooooooooo
helo miss how u
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oooooooooooooo
am good also tired also commenting random words because I am overtired
maybe I should sleep more
yes that sounds like a great idea
who cares thoUGH SLEEP IS FO RTHE WEAK0
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tiredinenenn
miss ist schlafrig
sleep is always for the weak helo//
slepp on the other hand//
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sleepy twitchy miss oooo
sleep is important
if you read this at late you should consider sleeping
& not passing out on instruments cause thats probably bad for them you could harm them with your stainless steelness
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sleepy twitchy miss is the best kind of sleepy twitchy
ooooooooooooooo
oops i timed it so im technically not reading this late :^J
not right now i mean
huah
idk
maybe they will become true elephants after im done with them
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hello am Shohova Witness can I interest u in some sporksΒ
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ooo yes
we have to keep this on the down low though
Β you never know who has a chalice of children's laughter
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uh sorry I
what
what
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Hey man, Happy birthday ^^ I hope you have a great day today.
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//CATCHES WITH THE LAUGHTER OF SMALL CHILDREN
thanks :^{J
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Thanks :^J
You're welcome! How old now?
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oh i missed a great opportunity to say
"r you talkin about those cocks"
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cocks so hot
hot hot cocks
cocks so hot
insert rhyming word here cause I have to go--
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Thank you so much for the fav on my plush box ^^ If you would like to have your own please let me know, Iβll gladly send you a note on the price. Please keep in mind it can come in any two colors and with any face. Iβm currently opened for commissions
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drifloons are sexy but i dont have the money for a box sorry
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