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One Can Only Suck It In So Much... — Description
Officer: Sir, we're almost ready to leave. Have you gotten dressed yet?

Ty'Ron: Just one second, cadet. I need to ask you something.

Officer: What is it, sir?

Ty'Ron: I... haven't gotten too big, right? I mean, I know I can't close up my uniform jacket anymore, but I can still at least suck it in, right?

Officer: *sigh* Sir, allow me to be blunt. One can only suck it in so much.

Ty'Ron: Oh... That big?

Officer: If you really want my advice, I'd say it's time to lay off the replicators for a while...