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Vector Villains: White Rabbit — Description
Lorina was a pampered rich girl living a life of privilege who grew up obsessed with Alice in Wonderland. But she may have secretly identified more with other characters in those tales than Alice. When she grew up, her family married her off as a trophy wife to a MUCH older man (he in his 80s, her only in her 20s). Ew. She was also grossed out by this and murdered the old creepy bugger, framing it as an "unfortunate accident."

Out of boredom (and, like, insanity) sh began using his riches to craft high gadgets, fashioning a new persona in the process. Dressing as some sort of weird sexy bunny lady she became the super criminal, The White Rabbit! (She spent a lot of money doing this, so no one tell her she could have gotten the same suit at a pop-up Halloween store for $50).

For some reason, she once started targeting a fast-food chain called Kwikkee Burger for robberies. But Kwikkkee Brger was the favorite chain of Frog-Man, the hopping hero. Joined by the much more competent Spider-Man, the two defeated White Rabbit, who, of course, swore vengeance. These costumed crooks sure are easy to motivate.

Teaming with a doofus named The Walrus, White Rabbit tried to get that revenge, but was foiled by the timely intervention of Leap-Frog, the former criminal father of Frog-Man. Lots of hopping folks in that story, lemme tellya.

Later she hired new stooges (as no other crooks would work with her, because crazy), as she tried to ransom the kidnapped Grizzly and Gibbon. No one wanted to pay that ransom, because those were weird fursuited dorks. Is it any surprise a lady who dresses professionally as a rabbit isn't good at evil schemes?