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Wolf-Shadow77 — Poor Chell...
Published: 2011-06-16 02:27:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 23690; Favourites: 499; Downloads: 133
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Poor Chell. She can't even properly respond.Related content
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loling is good
It seems that Rick the Adventure Core is the only one who complements Chell.
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She didn't even want to do all that stuff
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Didn't one of the writers say she can talk, but chooses not to give her surroundings the satisfaction of a response because she is so deeply pissed off at her situation?
I imagine she flipped off GLaDOS on the ride out.
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Agreed that deseves an internet!
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She could always build an army of robots with saw blades for hands and shoot lasers out of their eyes, and send them on a rampage.
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All the while humming a cheery tune about rainbows and butterflies, of course. What, nobody else takes care of their problems this way? Just me?
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haha
Chell (thinking): I'M GONNA GO ALL MARIO ON THESE BITCHES
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DUDE YOU SHOULD DO A COMIC OR SOMETHING OF THAT
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that would be awesome!
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Well this is where we employ the double bird flip.
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I know, right? It's so sad; All she can do is show them how tenacious she is.
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Well she does have drain bramage.
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First she was orphaned, then she was made fun of, then she got "fat" from sleeping for at least 253 years, and now she's being made fun of. Again. By more robots.
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Poor thing.. Even though she basically killed them all 
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lmao
well she kinda can, she can destroy 'em all
XD
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Yes she can! With FACTS!
<spoilers>
Dennis got burned/burnt, Wheatley is now in spaaaace, and GLaDOS... GLaDOS is happy because Chell is free. (Part of my Portal 2 theory)
oh wait... Dennis returned at the end of Portal 2... D8
</spoilers>
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awwwww.... 
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Jump! Jump for Godsake! Say Apple!
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Who says I will stab you?
Oohh its the Companion Cube right...
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Poor Chell
She's gonna crack, I can tell.. XD Hide the guns!..t-the REAL guns.
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I'm sure the people at Black Mesa will hate you less, right?
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Hhahah cave johnson woul have a fit!
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Whiteboards and dry-erase markers work wonders. XD
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lol youve read that story. XD
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Combine: Good Now put in the trashcan
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*accidently drops can in the wrong way and it falls over the edge on the ground again* -looks sheepishly at Combine-
*takes out stunstick* god ur stupid...
Combine beats Chell to the ground
Utterly useless...
smack her afew times in her stupid cat shaped face! maybe it'll make her prettier
what a loser...
*curls up and takes the beating*
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the point of this comment is?
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JUMP CHELL.
JUMP LIKE YOU'VE NEVER JUMPED BEFORE.
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HEY AT LEAST YOU CAN JUMP THAT WORKS RIGHT?
RIGHT?
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have you done a humanized wheatly cube yet?
im imagining it would just be a mangled up little turret
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she can't respond properly but she can respond improperly
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*throws everyone in an incinerator*
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