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MMD Only in Japan ... — Description
The islands of Japan sit astride an ancient fault line and as such is prone to occasional earthquakes and in some places volcanic activity. Mt. Fuji for example is actually a volcano. Because of this, Japan is prone to some really unique natural disasters, such as Godzilla attacks on Tokyo once every decade or so ...

Our story, however, begins in Nagisa City somewhere on the Japanese coast where our intrepid trio of Vocaloid divas, Miku Hatsune, Akita Neru and Gumi Megpoid are rehearsing for a street concert to be given later that night outside the local 7-Eleven. The city is in a slight state of nervousness as there had been some strong tremors in the region, most of it localized in the forest located in the hills behind the city. The locals don't go there as it's reputedly haunted by bad spirits and the likes, and as the local saying goes, you never know what lurks in the shadows of those woods ...

Neru: Len that had better not be you lifting up my skirt ...
Gumi: (edging away slowly) Neru, that's not Len ...
Dinosaur: (heavy breathing)
Neru: Hey! Did you just lick my leg HENTAI!!!
Gumi: Neru, come towards me slowly, but quickly ...
Dinosaur: (heavy breathing)
Neru: I said to quit ... (turns around and karate chops "Len") ... Owwww ... (and then looking up) ... OMFG it's a ...
Miku: (cheerily coming out of 7-Eleven) ... Haku's friend the dinosaur!
Dinosaur: (heavy breathing)
Gumi: Nope (still edging away slowly), I don't think it's the same one ...
Miku: How do you know, (nonchalantly) they all look the same to me these foreigners ...
Dinosaur: (heavy breathing)
Gumi: Well because, (ducks behind the heavy duty concert speakers) the other one isn't breathing any more ...
Dinosaur: (drools all over Neru)
Neru: Oh friggin hell, (to the dinosaur) we're not doing a porno shoot here you know!
Dinosaur: (heavy breathing)
Gumi: I'll distract it, when I do, run for it ...
Miku: Don't worry Gumi, you run, I have a ... leek
Neru: (backing away from the dinosaur) ... and what the f*** is a leek going to do to a dinosaur?
Miku: Watch this ... ^^

What happens next occurs in seconds, but both Neru and Gumi would later report that it felt like an eternity. Miku pulls out her leek and approaches the ravenous dinosaur as Neru backs away from it. As Neru turns to make a run for the open doors of the store, Miku wacks the dinosaur on the snout with the leek. It roars at Miku.

Unperturbed, Miku shoves the leek deep into the dinosaur's nostrils as Neru desperately tries to pull Miku away from the maws of the creature. Gumi, in the mean time had figured out that this was as good a time as any to make a break for the comparative safety of the store and bolts in that direction. Neru, practically had to pull and shove Miku into the store as she taunted the creature with the leek stuck in its nostril.

ACCCCHHHHOOOOOO

... the indignant monster sneezes out the leek and is now MAD as hell. However, our three heroine have made it into the store and barricaded the entrance. The store cashier who is still behind the counter looks at them nonchalantly and fiddles with a PSP game machine.

Neru: (teary eyed, pounds on Miku) BAKA, BAKA, BAKA - WTF (sob) do you think you were doing (sob)?
Miku: (consoling Neru) There, there did the bad monster scare poor little Neru? (Steals Neru's cellphone and takes a picture of Neru's crying face)
Neru: (returning to her normal self) Hey give that back!
Dinosaur: (heavy breathing)
Gumi: We've no time for that ... call for help!
Miku: Who do we call? Meiko is in Tokyo, Luka is in Los Angeles, Haku and Dell are in Okinawa ...
Neru: (Grabs the phone back and dials 911 or whatever the equivalent number is in Japan)
Police Dispatcher: Hello, are you reporting an emergency?
Miku: (to Neru as she cuddles against her to listen to the call) tell her yes ...
Neru: Shut up already will you ...
Police Dispatcher: Beg your pardon ma'am ...
Neru: No not you, I was talking to the baka next to me. I want to report a dinosaur ...
Police Dispatcher: (coughs trying to stiffle a laugh) oh really ... (covers the phone and rofl)
Neru: No seriously, listen to this ...
Dinosaur: (heavy breathing)
Police Dispatcher: Is that your boyfriend with you?
Gumi: (grabs the phone) That's no BOYFRIEND ... its a friggin DINOSAUR and if you don't believe us come down to the 7-Eleven at the corner of (gives the address)
Police Dispatcher: Alright, don't get your knickers in a bunch, we'll send someone down there shortly (and hangs up)
Gumi: (to the store clerk) Shouldn't you be doing something?
Store Clerk: I already did, I hit the panic button ages ago ... besides, I'm earning minimum wage working here; to pay for college you know and I've got siblings to feed since my Dad's AWOL and my Moms a drunk and ...
Gumi: Arrggghhh - alright already, we get the picture ...

The store clerk continues to play on his PSP as the dinosaur pokes against the glass trying to find a way in, all the time eyeing Miku ...

Gumi: We better find a better hiding place.
Miku: Don't hide in the bathroom ...
Neru: Not that I would, but why?
Miku: I saw the movie and the guy who was hiding in the bathroom got eaten. (sniff, sniff) BTW, Neru you stink ...
Neru: What did you say?
Gumi: No, you really do stink, its that monster's drool that's all over you ...
Neru: (smells herself and with fire in her eyes declares) We need weapons!!!

They search each other for weapons ...

Gumi: Stop that tickles ...
Neru: You're not wearing underpants ...
Miku: You put on weight ...

Finally, the store clerk seems to be interested in his surroundings ...

Gumi: I have an idea!
Miku and Neru: ?
Gumi: Soda cans ...
Miku and Neru: Soda cans?
Gumi: Yeah (she grabs a can of soda, shakes it like crazy, opens the door slightly and hurls the can at the monster and it explodes in its face)
Dinosaur: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Miku and Neru: Oh yeah ... this will be fun ... !
Store Clerk: You're going to have to pay for those ...
Miku: No problem (takes out her American Express Platinum Card which is accepted in more places than the "other cards" and hands it to the clerk, then heads to the fridge with a basket to get some "ammo")
Miku, Neru and Gumi: (shakes cans and throws them with considerable accuracy at the poor dinosaur on the other side of their makeshift barricade)
Neru: (to Miku) why are you only throwing cans of Pepsi at it?
Miku: Because I prefer Coke ...
Neru: (to Gumi) why are you only throwing diet sodas at it?
Gumi: Like who drinks this stuff anyway?

A little later ...

Gumi: We're out of ammo ...
Miku: I'm out of leek ...
Neru: (smells herself) I need a shower ...
Miku and Gumi: (holds their noses and backs away)
Neru: Like don't rub it in already!
Gumi: LOL - and you thought it was Len at first!
Neru: (in a classic slip of the tongue which she won't live down for weeks) Well, it was something he might have done ever since I let him kiss me ...
Miku and Gumi: Details girlfriend, details!!
Neru: (blushing) All we did was kiss ...
Gumi: (slyly) So you're still a 'maiden"?
Neru: (still blushing commits a second classic slip of the tongue which she won't live down for weeks) Yeah ... (in a very quiet voice, almost a whisper, then blushes even more)
Dinosaur: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Gumi: Hmmmm, we forgot about him ...
Miku: Not me (smiling and throwing pre-packaged onigiri at the monster)
Neru: Don't worry I already called Rin earlier ...
Gumi and Miku: (hugs each other in fear)

A yellow tractor pulls up driven by Len.

Rin gets out of the cab, calmly walks over to the dinosaur and ... kicks it in the nether regions. Len grimaces as if revisiting some bad memories ...

The Japanese SDF eventually arrives in force (ie. tanks and fighter planes flying over head; Gundam suits all over the place and for some reason all the members of the unit dispatched look like anime schoolgirls). They have no problems securing the now totally chastised monster; which will eventually find itself re-employed as an extra on Jurassic Park Episode (whatever the next number is I lost count).

Miku, Neru and Gumi: Thanks Rin you saved us ...
Rin: Say it like you mean it or don't say it at all ... (calmly pulls down the shades over her eyes and snaps her fingers. A large black limo pulls up and drives her away)

A little later on the Embankment over looking the beach ...

Miku: (to Neru) Do you love me?
Neru: Hell NO!!!
Miku: Oh really now? (shows Neru the picture she took of Neru's crying face in the store)
Neru: Hey! How did you get my phone ... and don't you dare show that to anyone!
Miku: (still holding the phone runs off into the sunset with Neru in close pursuit)

Gumi: Why do I always get to do the clean up work (grumbling as she loads up their concert gear back into the truck)

Store Clerk: Hey I need a signature for this ... Ma'am ... (looks around and suddenly, there's no one there) ... oh whatever ... (and goes back to his PSP game)

CREDITS and NOTES
Vocaloid models - all by Nakao
Dinosaur - conversion by ~Valforwing
City - Nagisa City 7.3
Concert props from my accessories gallery [link]
Skydome - ~kaahgome
Poses/lighting/camera - self made
MME - adult shader/diffusion 7

Concert video info: [link]

Note 0: Leek model ... default
Note 1: No animals were hurt in the course of making this production.

Dinosaur: (In a higher pitch than normal voice) With all due respects, I beg to differ ... that last statement is highly (his voice goes up an octave at this point) inaccurate.
Pedobear: (For some reason also in a higher pitch than normal voice) It's getting too dangerous for us animals to hang around these girls ... especially 'that" girl ...

Note 2: The portrayal of the 7-Eleven clerk does not accurately represent any personnel in any real 7-Eleven store.
Note 3: The author does not recommend playing with a PSP game machine whilst engaged in "work".
Note 4: Miku preferring Coca Cola to Pepsi Cola is not based on fact.
Note 5: Godzilla doesn't really invade Tokyo once a decade, so please feel safe to travel to Japan.
Note 6: The JSDF doesn't really have an all anime girl unit ...