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MMD Officer Masato's Headache ... — Description
Later that same day in the parking lot outside Nagisa City's main shopping plaza ...
(the events earlier in the day are described here: [link] )

Officer Masato was beginning to relax, as much as he could anyway given the circumstances. He had finally been able to "negotiate" with Alice to confine her "wheelies" to within the boundaries of the now empty parking lot. This was of course because everyone else was heading home due to the impending typhoon that was expected to make landfall on the coast somewhere near the city.

He wondered how long she would keep at it, but for the past hour she had been happily circling his police car and doing all sorts of stunts on her dirt bike. Well she did stop on several occasions briefly to go use the bathroom in the Mall; parking her bike next to his black-and-white with strict instructions for him to guard it in her absence. Well at least during these brief moments, it was nice and quiet. Dirt bikes after all were rather noisy machines as the local alley cat population would gladly testify.

Then about half an hour ago, what he could only best describe as a "UFO" appeared over the parking lot and it just kept following Alice around, all the while making a strange droning noise. So, even at the relatively young age of 27, Officer Masato was beginning to get a migraine headache. It's just about to get even worse ...

Officer Masato: You cannot park that ... thing here.
Miku: But it's not a tank, this time (smiling)
Officer Masato: This is parking lot for vehicles only ... civilian vehicles to be precise.
Miku: (waves at Alice) But I can't take it into the Mall ...
Officer Masato: (looks at the dragon) Well I suppose not ...

Chibi Miku: Miku there's a UFO ...
Miku: No, there's no such thing as a UFO, Hon
Chibi Miku: It's right there behind you ...
Chuck: (Chibi Miku's puppy) looks like a UFO to me (sarcastically thinking)
Miku: (turns around to look at the UFO, but it had disappeared from her zone of view since it was following Alice around the parking lot) Nope, see there's nothing there ...

Officer Masato: Miss Hatsune, please move your ... dragon
Miku: Well this is an emergency!
Officer Masato: What emergency?
Hiccup: Me, I'm stuck up here ...

Dragon: (nods in agreement)
Hiccup: I thought I told you not to do that, it makes me queasy, you want me to throw up again?
Dragon: (sort of mumbling) Well who asked you to back into my mouth?

Miku: (to Masato) Well we came to buy ... (looks at a note in her pocket) ... an "X-Acto knife" to cut him down.
Dragon and Hiccup: (both nods in agreement)
Hiccup: STOP SHAKING ME
Dragon: (sort of mumbling) Oops sorry ...

Officer Masato: Why an X-Acto knife?
Miku: Because Meiko said that using a chain saw to do it wouldn't be a good idea ...
Dragon and Hiccup: (both nods in agreement)
Hiccup: STOP SHAKING ME
Dragon: (sort of mumbling) Oops sorry ... again

Chibi Miku: Miku the UFO is right behind you again ...

Officer Masato: So ... (looking at Neru) ... what's the deal with the girl with the katana?
Miku: Well she offered to cut Hiccup down with it.
Neru: (rather crossly) But they wouldn't let me!
Hiccup: BECAUSE I'M KINDA ATTACHED TO MY HEAD AND I WANT TO KEEP IT
Dragon: (sort of mumbling) me too actually (eyeing Neru's katana warily)
Officer Masato: You do know it's illegal to be carrying a katana around in public right? (also eyeing Neru's katana warily)
Neru: Since when?
Dragon: (sort of mumbling) Since the Meiji Restoration if my memory serves me correctly ...
Officer Masato: (nods in agreement)

Chibi Miku: Miku I need to go to the bathroom ...

Alice: If I had my gun blades I could cut you down, but Mom doesn't let me take those out of the house (and she whizzes off again with the UFO in tow)

Officer Masato: Well for now, put that katana into my squad car (looks at Hiccup), leave the dragon and the boy here and go get your knife ...
Miku: Kay, thanks, we won't be long. ALICE LOOK AFTER THE LITTLE ONE FOR ME FOR AWHILE OK?
Alice: OKAY (she shouts back from the other end of the parking lot)
Miku: Stay here with Alice and the nice police officer, Neru and I will be back soon.
Chibi Miku: DON'T SPEND ALL THE MONEY - SAVE SOME FOR McDONALD'S AFTERWARDS (she yells)
Chuck: Finally someone has a good idea (thinking about his prospect of getting a Big Mac)

Chibi Miku: (rummaging through the police car) You have candy in here?
Officer Masato: What are you doing?
Chibi Miku: Give me candy or I'll tell people you touched me in all the wrong places ...
Officer Masato: Get out of my car!
Chibi Miku: (using Masato's police bullhorn) HELP PEDOBEAR HERE IS TOUCHING ME IN ALL THE ...
Officer Masato: (grabs back the bullhorn)

Alice: (eyes glowing red) We have a problem here?
Officer Masato: No, just take her out with you ...
Alice: Okay ... Hey look after her Chuck (and goes back to doing wheelies)

Chuck: Why me? Why not the cat?
Neko: (Chibi Miku's strange twin-tailed cat which has remained silent up to now) Because, Einstein, cats don't look after kiddies, that's a dog's job
Chuck: Technically, I'm not a dog (grrrrr)
Neko: Technically, I'm not a cat (grrrrr)

Officer Masato: (to Chibi Miku) Here you can have this whilst your sister is gone (give her a coloring book and box of crayons that the police department issues to officers for PR purposes)
Chibi Miku: BUT I WANT CANDY!
Officer Masato: I don't have any, besides, they're not good for your teeth.

Dragon: (sort of mumbling) My tooth is beginning to hurt.
Hiccup: So's my neck, maybe if you lowered me to the ground that might help?

And so the dragon did ... and miracles of miracles ... suddenly Hiccup's clothing was freed from being hooked to the dragon's tooth.

Dragon and Hiccup: Now why didn't we think of that in the first place (groan)
Hiccup: So how long were we stuck for like that again?
Dragon: Couple of days I think ...

Miku: We couldn't buy the X-acto knife, the shop was closed
Dragon and Hiccup: No worries, we're freed now
Miku: Kay, then let's go eat everyone! To McDonalds, it's on Meiko, so eat all you want!
Dragon: Does that include me?
Miku: Yep! (she has Meiko's American Express Gold Card)
Everyone: YAY!!! (and they all head off after Miku, including Alice and the UFO, except Neru who is hanging back for some reason)

Neru: (to Officer Masato) Can I have my katana back?
Officer Masato: Sure, just don't be carrying it about town again in future (rubbing his head as he sits back down in his squad car)
Neru: (blushing slightly) Here take this ... (drops a small brown bag in the back seat as she retrieves her katana) ... I got it for you whilst we were inside the Mall.
Officer Masato: Wait I can't accept gifts from the public ... (but she had already left to follow the others)

So he opens the bag cautiously and inside he finds: a small bottle of water, a ready made packaged Onigiri and a small packet of aspirin ...

Well, maybe, he thought, they're not such bad girls after all.

CREDITS
Miku - Noguma
Alice - Kakomiki
"Officer Masato" - Mato
Neru (edited) - [link]
Chibi Miku - Kiyo
"Chuck" - Namenuki
"Neko" - Nya
UFO - [link]
Dragon and Hiccup - ~Valforwing [link] & [link]
Police car - VPVP link
Dirt Bike - Knob

City: Nagisa City 7.3
Background: wallpaper

Poses, camera and lighting by me

MME: adult shader / rule of thirds / snowcovor2 / object luminous
Rendered in MMD 7.39
Photoshop 7 used for minor image clean up and typography