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Published: 2026-09-11 12:42:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 14254; Favourites: 184; Downloads: 0
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I heard about Mike McFarland, so here is a tribute to a great voice actor.
And yes, I'm also including Roshi from DevilArtemis, as he tells Saint Peter that he'll be returning a sandal that belongs to Jesus Christ, which they fought together for during the Great Coochie War.
He will be missed. He may be an old perverted bastard, but he proved that limitations can go straight to Hell.
Hellaverse (c) VivziePop
Dragon Ball Z (c) Akira Toriyama
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There he was,back to back with Jesus,Bible in his left hand,machine gun in his right,resdy ti bless these bitches with their divine sauce. He was down to his last clip when he yelled out To Jesus across the orphanage,”Jesus,I said Jesus, I need me a melee weapon!!” Nerves did he see a Mexican throw a sandal so fast. But he killed 623 prostitutes that day. Yes sir it went down jn history as the coochie wars
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And let’s not get started on how his top thot basically started it by rebelling to make a coochie cannon,the crazy bitch
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Abs it’s the same insane universe in which cell of all,people is friends with Kermit the frog.
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You forgot to included android 8/eighter and yajirobe
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St. Peter: Alright, so Master Roshi is it? Let’s see here. (Looks over book)
Roshi: Yep, that’s me. I also go by Jackie Chun, Master Feltup and in some circles Dr Innuendo Jones.
St Peter: Ah yes. Here we are. Roshi, aka Turtle Hermit. Hmmm? Interesting.
Roshi: What’s interesting? My rap sheet. Cause I can assure you those mermaids were the ones who instigated it, I just did like any other hot blooded man in my position of hiding would do.
St: Peter: Ah no it just that… well you see Roshi, in order to enter here your good deeds have out weigh your bad deeds.
Roshi: Okay, I get that. Not like having a panty collection deserves damnation.
St Peter: Ah yes, it’s would seem that your bad deeds do out weight your good ones but yet here you are at the pearly gates. You shouldn’t even be here having this conversation.
Roshi: Well unless you got a lever that opens a trap door under me, then what’s the deal here?
St Peter: Let me use some visual aides to illustrate my point.
Peter poof two stacks of papers, one on each hand, his left having a tall stack, his right hand a much smaller one
Roshi: What’s that, records of my paternity suits ? Ha ha!
St Peter: Actually yes.
Roshi: Oh.
St Peter: A worse.
Roshi:....alrighty then. (cough cough)
St Peter: On my left is a written record of all your bad deeds. Perverted behaviour, broken promises, and violent incidents. Swearing!
Roshi: I contest! If God didn’t want me to spy on bathing women or fondle them without consent than he should’ve given me a libido or hands. Who hasn’t broken a promise or lied once in a while. Especially when you lost your condom. The violence was, I can assure you only as a last resort. As for the swearing well, f**k me, I’ve had a hard and challenging life. Getting blasted with ki and what not.
St Peter: Yes of course but your good deed, on my right, while plentiful are about half the size of your bad.
Roshi: And?
St Peter: Well let further illustrate my point.
Manifest a scale and puts each stack on opposite sides, the smaller stack outweighs the taller one
Roshi: Hmm? Looks like my good deeds out weigh my sinful ones.
St Peter: It would appear so. I’ve never seen this before. Your bad outnumbers your good but your good out weighs your bad.
Roshi: (he he) Like I always say, It ani't the size that matters, it the how it's used that determines the impact.
St Peter: I suspect you've said this line before?
Roshi: Many times but you're the first without a pair of tits.
St Peter: Your overly perverted nature alone should have damned you but the righteous things you did in life is whats saved you form it.
Roshi: Well no toot my own horn-figuratively this time-I did help train some of the worlds greatest warriors, one who would go on to save the universe more times then thought possible, plus I did one time sacrifice my life that one time to put away King Piccolo. I also I pushed myself to the brink of death to help save my universe from being erased. That might be it?
St Peter: I have no idea what you are talking about?
Roshi: What? What kind of heavenly being are you? I'm the man who invented the Kamehameha for crying out loud.
St Peter: Kame...? Are you referring to the king of Hawaii?
Roshi: No! The Kamehameha is technique that focuses all the bodies energy and releases it into one ki blast! It's the signature move taught by the Turtle School of martial arts. It help saved the world more times then you could possibly count.
St Peter: (looks over the book again) It says her you were banned from every Victoria Secret store.
Roshi: For crying out loud! Are you telling me you guys focus on my bad but not my good? What kind of an after life is this?! That big ogre and his goons at least kept things in order.
St Peter: Ogre? Hmmm? Hold on sec. Let me just make a quick phone call.
( dials a number) Hello, this is Peter. Is King Yama there?
Roshi: I hope those dragon balls are working cause mine are too blue right now. I can practically hear them fine angel lady’s calling for me.
St Peter: Okay, thanks. (hangs up) Well sorry about the wait, there seems to be a mix up. You are apparently in a different afterlife. You are suppose to be with King Yama. His judgment is slightly different than ours.
Roshi: Really? Well that’s explains the lack of ogre nerds.
St Peter: We’ll call you a cab. Sorry about all this.
Roshi: Alright then, but still, make sure Jesus gets these sandals. I don’t need to hear him complaining about me not giving back his sandals on top of that misunderstanding with his mom. Like how was I suppose know she was his mom or even a virgin for that matter?
St Peter: Say what?
Roshi: That’s what I said when I found out. Lucky for me it was before things got handsy.
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Luckily for him, Jesus forgives all. RIP Mike McFarland.
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That’s Sad to hear, but also devil Artemis reference.
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Look I know that you wanted to make a joke, but Mary The Mother of God is one woman Roshi would not try with.
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I know. I went back and re-wrote that part to make it more clear that he hit on her by mistake. Fortunately, Jesus forgave him….eventually.
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well on the bright side, roshi now has an eternal paradise of lovely ladies in heaven lol
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Damn he's gone too he's voice actors buggy the clown from One piece
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“Work hard, study well, eat and sleep plenty. That is the turtle hermit way.” Master Roshi
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The Great Coochie War was brutal man despite the name. So many unplanned pregnancies...
They say that some thots had immaculate conceptions even after the war years later.
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Thanks for teaching us the way of the turtle you old perverted hermit. ?type=e ":)")
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RIP Mike the great voice of that crazy perverted old bastard.
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May that guy rest in peace for voicing Master Roshi, our chill and cool sensei guy yet a pervert but a strong one (if you already know what he reads).
He also voiced buggy the clown and other anime roles. But Master Roshi is iconic that he voiced.
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Rip to Mike McFarland, he was truly our Master Roshi…
And nice DAU reference of the Great Coochie War, Bible in one hand, machine gun in the other
blessing the Thots with the Divine Sauce…
Why do I imagine Adam and Asmodeus of Hazbin will also be veterans of the Great Coochie war.
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We all know Adam probably committed some "War Crimes" during the Great Coochie War. 😆
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Hah,
And I can imagine if Adam be getting the thousand yard stare if he hears the clapping of cheeks nearby ominously.
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Yep, funny shit in that universe.
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