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Defend the Police — Description
It's not often you see Mr. McGrumpypants smile. But this time he's really proud of the job he did sticking it to those libtards.
Now... Look, I'm not exactly in love with the police. I don't imagine anyone is (unless they're dating/married to a cop, of course, but that's neither here nor there), I've gotten bullshit traffic tickets from them. But I'm still alive because, guess what? I DON'T ANTAGONIZE OR FIGHT WITH THE COPS!
And actually, if I see a cop driving around, I'll wave "hi" to them, because I know how vital they are to society!
Another thing I have to explain: even though I'm pro-cop, I'm also pro 2nd Amendment. Cops are vital to our society (Portland, Chicago and New York are proving that), but that doesn't change the fact that the average police response time is 8-11 minutes. It only takes ONE SECOND for a criminal to kill you! So, until matter transporters are invented that will allow the police to show up at your location immediately when you call them, keep your guns handy.