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Published: 2017-03-28 21:32:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 7563; Favourites: 111; Downloads: 82
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"It's bad enough that you force yourself to stop and do fucking calculus before you eat, now you're counting steps?""Everybody does it here. Best way to get fit and stay that way."
"Since when is 'USA' spelled 'OCD'?"
"You'd be surprised at the advantages of keeping track, Sylvia."
"It's embarrassing! You're metagaming real life!"
"Should we settle this in the ring?"
"Oh just fuck off."
Sylvia angrily attacks Erin's habit of obsessively checking her fitbit. Expecting Americans to be a bit more haphazard and less pedantic, she's been terribly disappointed to find that she is far more "American" than her new American friends.
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