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Striderlicious - Bro Strider — Description
Someone needed a reference for my fantrolls. SO. I WROTE ONE. This is a REFERENCE. So, nothing big or important. Not worthy of faves and merely for his sake. It's a very, very vague sort of explanation about each of them, but it might help. I hate on the lame ones...a lot. This is a typo party. This is stupid. WHAT HAVE I DONE.

Taraze Kenani - Male - Dark red blood - earthboundCrusader - wrenchKind
His lusus is a vulture. He's the one who wants to fly, and obviously can't considering he hasn't reached God Tier. He collects the bodies of the deceased (of which there are many) and feeds them to the aforementioned lusus. He himself is quite boring and will never get to be developed as a character. He does, however, have a purpose. Kind of. He talks like this:
EC: oh yes the winds of change have arrived~
EC: and they are not very pleasant at all~
♥ Dulfim Mirach
♠ Void
♦ STILL VOID
♣ Nyatii mediates between him and Gienah.

Nyatii Shelya - Female - Brown blood - contaminatedLyrist - ???????
Yes, I know I introduced her to you as Nyati. BUT IT BROKE THE 6-6 RULE. So I fixed it. Her lusus is a tortoise. She's actually the nicest out of all of them. Of course, in human standards, she would still be considered a complete and utter jerkface. She is known for her very creepy 'friend fiction' writing and also her musical skills. She frequently is forced to mediate between different trolls. She types like:
CL: um yeah so...
CL: =_= im too busy for this sort of thing...
♥ Talith Yildun
♠ VOID
♣ Between Gienah and Taraze
♦ VOIDITYVOIDVOID

Xialia Lepori - Female - Yellow blood - wonderousCorybantic - shardKind
OH LOOK IT'S YOUR FAVOURITE. I don't think I need to explain her as much...but I will. Her lusus is a hare with a horn on its forehead. When provoked, it will increase in size and become aggressive and violent. It is deader than a doornail, though. She is generally obnoxious and hated by everyone. That is her destiny. BEING HATED.
TYPING STYLE ASLKJASCLVKJ:
WC: RighT. You expext me to believe you have no feelings for heR? I xan't allow suxh a thinG.
♥ Unrequited for Talith
♠ Meixne Vulpin. Separated, because Meixne is deceased.
♣ Attempts to mediate between Garrik and Xiphia to force them out of kismesistude. Fails.
♦ Garrik Mirith

Meixne Vulpin - Female - Mutant red blood - elegantCoquelicot - ??????
Awh it's dead troll time. So, yes. She is deceased. In her awesome life, though, she enjoyed elegance and dancing. She was gentle. Everyone liked to be around her, and she could easily be considered a 'Quadrant Boss'.
She used to be the best troll.
Then she took a mace to the skull.
//shot
EC: 5o yeah did you hear?
EC: every3ody5 LO5T it
Obviously all quadrants are of the past, since she's dead.
♥ Arraki Acerta
♠ Xialia Lepori
♣ ???
♦ Xiphia Ishlan

Arraki Acerta - Male - Green blood - DUNNO - SORRY I HAVEN'T THOUGHT HIM OUT
Yeah let's just skip this guy. No one cares about him. D8

Achelo Sirene - Male - Jade blood - adhibitingCachaemic - daggerKind
OH
OH YES IT'S TIME FOR HIM
I know you've been waiting for this moment.
His lusus is a terrestrial leech. A big, ugly, DISGUSTING leech that feeds off of everything around it. GET THAT OUTTA HERE. He is a member of SWWAP (explained later) and is, in your own words, 'The second biggest jerk on Alternia'. I'm quoting you now. Stealing your words. Sue me. He is creepy. And weird. And CREEPY. AND WEIRD. So, yeah. Let's continue.
AC: are y.u sure?o=
AC: .kay y.ure sure but d. y.u even want t. d. this?o=
♥ NOBODY CAUSE HE'S CREEPY
♠ NOPE
♣ LAWL
♦ Talith Yildun (HOW)

Hallat Iangul - Male - Teal blood - ??? - compassKind
Not the compass for finding places, nope. A mathematical compass with the sharp little end. HE COULD MAKE A PERFECT CIRCLE IN YOUR BODY IF HE WANTED TO.
Wut
Okay, so he ALSO dies very early on and doesn't have a point other than comedic relief. ONCE.
No one cares about Hallat. He's a loser. I'm sorry Hallat. I'm so sorry bro. He is moirails with Arraki, who is not cared about either! YAY LOSER BUDDIES.

Perzia Lacail - Female - Cerulean blood - ??? - rifleKind
Not like Ahab's Crosshairs, though. Just a normal rifle for hunting. I actually DO care about her. She's pretty awesome. Her lusus is a wild dog. Like the Earthly equivalent of an African Wild Dog. She paints pretty murals all over her hive with pastel-ish paints and treats all of her 'friends' like absolute trash. I love this little girl. She types lazily and uses chatspeak.
??: yea yea whtevr i dont even kno if hes alive but i guess well c
??: i dont think its 2 l8
Lazylazy.
♥ Void
♠ Gienah Cygnus
♣ Nope.
♦ NOPENOPENOPE

Gienah Cygnus - Male - Blue blood - ??? - ??
He has never actually been seen fighting physically. His main purpose is to rival Perzia and act as a filler. He's not creepy, at least. Just very reserved and calm.
??: Yes, I do know and I would rather not speak of it at this moment. •..•
GET HIM OUTTA HERE. HE IS WEAKSAUCE.
♥ Nope
♠ Perzia Lacail
♣ Nyatii is between him and Taraze.
♦ NNNNNNNNOO

Talith Yildun - Male - Indigo blood - conceitedCriminal - BOSSKIND. No. spadeKind
KARRIG'S BEST FRIEND. That's a funny joke. He, as his Trollian Handle might suggest, it extremely conceited. And he might do things he shouldn't. Very frequently. He has a bear lusus that's a jerkface. Just like him. He, like Meixne, is a Quadrant Boss. He's actually quite attractive. He is a dedicated SWWAP member.
CC: mHm yeaH leTs TALk AbouT IT THAT wILL defInITely help
CC: sTop TALkIng now
♥ Unrequited for Achelo Sirene
♠ Kirrag? Possibly. I mean, Nyatii ships it. That makes it so.
♣ NOPE
♦ Achelo Sirene
AWH

Xiphia Ishlan - Female - Purple blood - carefulTyranny - maceKind
Here she is. Xiphia. Worst moirail of the year up in this place. You've rped with her. SKIPSKIPSKIP you know she's a meanie who's too obsessed with Dulfim's safety.
CT: Yes ( = )on't be too crazy now.
♥ Separated from Dulfim Mirach
♠ Garrik Mirith
♣ NOPE
♦ Meixne Vulpin (THEN SHE FREAKING KILLED HER)

Dulfim Mirach - Female - Tyrian purple - The Condemner - BEING THE RULER OF ALTERNIAKIND
In this timeline, she is the sole ruler and Empress. Her job is very important and she is in charge of everything that happens.
So what does she do?
SAIL PIRATE SHIPS
She's awesome. She requires Xiphia to fight for her. She could never be bothered to do it herself.
The Condemner: Hm yes those are indeed my options. I don't see another option and I would much rather go krill myself --<> something than do that.
♥ Taraze Kenani
♠ Void
♣ Not necessary.
♦ Nope.

SO LOOK AT THIS
IT'S AN INSULT TO HUMANITY
YEAHUH