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"Darling, it's not MY fault the King conscripted the village women to be in his army, trained them to be massively muscled warriors because he could no longer trust his men! Now go home and take care of the children! I'll be back in the hovel in time to make breakfast as soon as we we defeat the Macedonian army, cut off all the defeated soldier's heads, put them on pikes, arrange them around the castle's walls, burn the enemy's fields..."
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