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spike4646 — Taxi Ride Home
Published: 2011-08-12 07:00:54 +0000 UTC; Views: 80344; Favourites: 547; Downloads: 195
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Guy on the left: So how was it?Guy on the right: Im not talking to u
Guy on the left: Aww come on, i know u liked it
Does it look like i liked it to u? i just got out of a party where i was harassed to death by a crazy group of guys , somehow managed to lose my pants, and got to leave with a pair of titties and a pregnant belly. No i didnt like it
Sure theres not something u forgetting to mention?
Oh yeah, and my best friend has probably gained what looks to be over two hundred pounds, is wearing a thong and is currently sitting on my leg. How could u be ok with that?
Listen buddy, we both know uve been trying to hide a buldge with ur hand since the beginning of the car ride. I know u like it. And it just so happens ive got a few six packs of those drinks that made us gain weight in the trunk. By the time we get home, ull be coming out of this cab as big as me!
