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Springs been new clear I sighted.. behind winter.. — Description
Well you kno, get bored doing your own 'how to' so go and do something else, same old story.., but, this was how the tattoo all kinda came about.. so it kinda relates to the 'how to', so.. phew! kinda..
Anyways, the bird told Gordon, (that's my newclear haggis.. and 27th Dan Jed-i master, Gordon.) that "oh Jed-i does tattoo!", she said..
'he does my ink!, he'll make a right good job! ", said Blu. 😊
' why did he nae say anything!?! I've been wanting a toe tattoo for, like, 24210 year.., but every studio I stepped into, they said" No toe! "
they said.. 'it'll be because your a haggis, Gordon..', said Blu.
'but' ats hardly fair..'said Gordon. 'i had the dough, for the toe..!, but, No toe!'
'Jed-i will draw ye up a custom toe!'. 'we'll ask/tell him in the morning!!' 'he does my feathers every year, so we'll get' im to put on the toe for sure.. ' Blu said
So Jed-i woke to 2 Jed-i masters, fulla antler, at like 6 in the morning..like, "I'm just up!" "Gimme a coffee.. nd gimme some o' that antler!"
nd the birds like,
"' Mon Jed-i! Gordon's wantin a toe! and I'm wanting te try the dotwork, again.. and a hat!"
"one like Gordon's!".. 😊
so I drew a few toes, Blu was like 'oh! look gordon a toe nd cross bones!?!'
but gordon was, like 'no, I like this one.. with the spoons!!?' 'I play the spoons on my toe, so, you've, really, captured, something!?, there Jed-i!' Gordon said.. 'that's the one I like.., play that one!??' he said.. so Jed-i said, " OK.., I'll just tune up the needles!" 😁

And ' springs in the air!',
there was so much going on, that my newclear I sight, pinged spring! right outta the air!!
gordon and Blu looked at each other, and shook their heads.. 'ye can't be dischargeing newclear I sight in public, Jed-i!!' I was like "I'm sorry, it happened by itself!"
'you've left it on automatic, ye edjit!' said Blu.. 😊
I was "I didn't even know there was an automatic, you's coulda told me.."
So summers gonna be lookin for Jed-i's ass!!
plus side, the carrot army is turning up.., well, after hearing about the newclear I sight, incident.. they started showing up in droves.., some with donkey teeth marks.. 😊 they were all war painted up.. chanting "Jed-i! Jed-i! '
So one of the carrots told us it's donkey kong, we're after!?!" who'd a' thought"
But its not like in the 80's-90's, he's installed high tech alarms nd shit.. and he doesn't throw barrels at you anymore.., it's injured donkeys!!
:he's became a donkey tyrant! ' relayed chief carrot.. 😊
' Chill, chief carrot! "said Blu.. 'I've already got the bluprints for the entire donkey!? factory!?..
under my new hat!' 😅

So, Gordon wanted his tattoo before we went to see donkey kong.. nd I didn't want to
disappoint 'im or he goes into the sulks!?! then we're gonna put king donkey Kong ina show on broad street.. or something, or ask him, "WTF!?? with the donkey throwin nd the charitys nd All the f-in adverts about, how they're always unwell nd mistreated?? hmm?!" " cause you've been throwing them off the top of yer girders!! ye edjit!!" "so.., stop with the f-in, donkey!!" "Kong!", "ye muppet!" we'll say... 😊 🤔
Materials - Dr Faber-Castell the 3rd and the 5th and brush, brush pen colour and pencils, an imagination is pretty important and the tiny physics.. knowin a Jed-i helps.., but we're not allowed to tell.., so!? I got mine from my great grandad.., so.. ye nvr kno.. 😊