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Always A Bigger...Cheetah — Description
Dragon: [Laughs evilly, flying over a city and incinerating everything in his path, snatching up people to eat] "YES! Run, you pathetic bugs! Don't bother attacking me, your stupid machines can't scratch a dragon! This is where you belong: scrambling away, helpless against an apex predator!! You've been without fear for too long, and I'll show you your proper pla--"

*BONK!"

Dragon: "Ow!" [Hovers in place, rubbing his nose.] "What did I...run...into?"

[His scowl melted into fear as he looked up...and up...AND UP. Looming higher than any mountain, blocking out the sun and sky even lying prone, was a TITANIC cheetah-woman. The tallest buildings in the city barely cleared her toenails. She wore only a green bikini that was so tight on her voluptuous form it might have been painted on. She quirked an eyebrow.]

Mega!Cheetah: "That would be me, little lizard. And you're making a mess of my city."

Dragon: "Y-your city...?"

Mega!Cheetah: "Yes. And you've eaten quite a few of my pet humans. Now a bit of destruction and stomping I can understand; I enjoy a good rampage myself--but eating my pets? No. That I won't allow. You didn't even ask first. (Not that I'd have let you; humans are too cute to eat, my humans anyway).

Dragon: [Sweats nervously, gulps] "Uh...then I'll just leave! Or I'll go raid some other city and bring you replacements! Even out the numbers, y'know? You won't see me again, promise!"

Mega!Cheetah: "Oh, I certainly won't see you again, lizard. Ever again." [Licks her lips, baring her sharp teeth]

Dragon: "...Oh bugger me sideways."

[The Cheetah giantess pops forward, taking the Dragon into her mouth. Murring in delight, she slurps the beast into her mouth. After swishing him around to savor the taste, she swallows him whole.]

Mega!Cheetah: "Mmmm...much better."