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Kelly Ripa -- FLASH orgasm — Description
Approximate Press (AP) -- Morning show host Kelly Ripa was back on the job Monday after her weekend incident at the New York premier of her new movie Cop Out.

Ripa fainted suddenly on Saturday night while posing for pictures on the red carpet and concern grew when she could not be immediately revived. However, gossip site TMZee subsequently reported that Ripa had been Flashed™ by the mythical "O-Gun" bandit, a reference to a photographer who's alleged to be in possession of a stolen government mind control device. The device, whose existence has never been officially acknowledged, is believed to work by overloading the hypothalamus of its target which scientists believe can result in something between high-suggestibility and runaway euphoria. Reports are that this device has been used in a number of celebrity incidents though before Saturday no photographic proof has ever existed.

Pictures from TMZee show Ripa staring and pointing in the direction of a bright light moments before collapsing.

Ripa was forthcoming on her Monday morning show, assuring the audience she was perfectly fine and also admitting she was embarrassed by TMZee's pictures of the incident. "Did everyone see my Lee Harvey Oswald this weekend?" she joked.

She also recounted her conversation with her husband when she awoke: "As if the whole thing wasn't embarrassing enough, the first thing Mark told me was that I was snoring on the red carpet. The first thing he tells me! So of course I reminded him he's GONE the minute I find that camera..."