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Published: 2013-02-25 15:02:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 2402; Favourites: 13; Downloads: 2
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Okay, this is stupid, I admit it. But I just finished reading the last Jeaniene Frost, which is excellent, and since it's about Vlad Tepes, AKA Dracula, I thought, why not, 'cause I think you noticed too, But our little Draky's been through quite a lot, these last decades. Or should I say centuries ? Whatever ! So here a family portrait gallery, with the year beneath it.1. Vlad Tepes Basarab Drakul = No grades, he doesn't count !
2. Nosferatu = 0/20
3. Dracula (Bela Lugosi) = 3/20 (Okay, I don't like him)
4. Dracula (Christopher Lee) = 7/20 (Because the movie was fun)
5. Dracula (Gary Oldman) = 17/20 (Oops ! Grade's going UP !)
6. Dracula (In Buffy the vampire slayer) = 11/20 (Because he was so easily beaten I was really, really disappointed...)
7. Dracula (Gerard Butler) = 17/20 (He's going up as well ! Okay, I liked the movie, even though it wasn't a masterpiece, but man ! Gerard Butler with long fangs !)
8. Dracula (Van Helsing) = 18/20 (Because he's sadistic !)
10. Dracula (Dracula, l'amour plus fort que la mort) = 19/20 (Fuck hell ! He dances like a god and he's sexy ! It was in a french musical show)
11. Vlad Tepes = 20/20 (Still under his spell... Hot, Sadistic and Brilliant ! My prince charming !)
Voilà ! Tell which one is your favorite by comment ! ^^
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