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Oh bother... — Description
It's no secret that yours truly was gifted with some above average haunchiness. Not only am I predominately Paint, but my grandad was mostly Belgian, hence the additional CHONK. Apparently I hit the thicc-haunch genepool lottery 🍑

Having surplus mass does have its pros and cons. On the plus side, since it's all raw hosspower, I'm quick as lightening off the line and can jump pretty darn high for a hoofer my size. Also my tow capacity ain't too shabby for a non-drafter. On the downside I run into issues like this, especially when visiting a human friend's house in the older part of town, before USBC (Universal Species Building Code) became standard.

You'd think by now I'd learn to always check for clearance before trying to squeeze my thiccness through tighter NCC (Non-Centaur Certified) spaces. Oh well, happens to all us wide-loaded hoofers with extra chunk in the trunk. Suppose it's time to butter those biscuits and convince my pal to help push that big ole hossboot through!

This piece crafted by the always great Forsty!