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Dank Rift Engine! — Description
The Dank Rift Engine is a device that was created by Illuminati and the Ultimate Meme Destroyer. This is the machine that created the DANKness! A pure evil omnipotent Dank entity that consumes and destroys every universe in its path. Clearly Rickroll and the Illuminati have both made a big mistake when they built this thing... Anyway the Dank Rift Engine was kept hidden away deep within the Vault Of The Dank Ancients. Until it was found by Master MLGEON who used his great Dank power to reverse the effects of the machine and turn it into his new ultimate weapon. The Dank Rift Engine was originally what gave birth to the DANKness. (rockeyrolley.deviantart.com/ar… ) But now thanks to MLGEON it is now what will destroy the DANKness. Once MLGEON activated the Dank Rift Engine it released a powerful blast that completely destroyed and erased the DANKness from existence! With the DANKness gone the multiverse was safe once again. Now you're probably wondering. How powerful is the Dank Rift Engine? Well according to legend, when MLGEON activated the Dank Rift Engine and it released its blast that destroyed the DANKness, its blast was said to be the equivalent of GabeN's Half Life 3 combined with the Morshu Nuke! ... That's pretty Dank and powerful! So now the Dank Rift Engine is MLGEON's ultimate weapon that you do not wanna mess with. But MLGEON will only use it if he has no choice and if he absolutely needs to.