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Published: 2009-04-21 19:47:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 36916; Favourites: 589; Downloads: 90
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They're cooler...They're scarier...
AND THEY DON'T SPARKLE!!!!!!
Oh, and they would kick Ed's whiny little ass!
The Twilight vampires are tooo perfect. They aren't burning in the sun. They can go into churches if they want to. Holy water has no effect. No crosses. No stakes. I mean please! Where is the fun?!
Just remember the good old Buffy days, where vampires were real vampires and where slayers just kicked their asses...
EDIT: To all of the Twilight-Fans, everybody has his or her own opinion, so please no flaming. i know you love twi and think that it is the best book series EVAH, but I don't think so. Let us just have our fun.
Second EDIT: Jesus friggin' Christ! Over 11000 views?! For somtehing I made out of pure boredom within 10 minutes or so! Thanks guys!
Part 2:[link]
Something about Werwolves:[link]
And a hard Truth:[link]
Surprise!
:[link] Edward Cullen(c)Stephanie Meyer ( or just Whatwasherface?)
Angel(us) and Spike(c)Joss Whedon (Wheeeey!!!)
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Comments: 356
I do ppl underestimate Twilight vampires. Sure they aren’t the usual creepy Dracula looking creatures but they have hard a skin and are fast. I don’t think it’s easy to kill a twilight vampire. Blade is my favorite vampire but the thing that makes twilight vampires dangerous is that they have no traditional weakness.
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I hear vamps eat only certain colors now (instead of real food).
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I mean I love vampires but I hate how they're portrayed in Twilight, which is one of the myriad reasons I'm not fond of that godforsaken and overly cliched vampire "romance" book/movie series.
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loool yeah, still my favourite show. I miss it so much
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YEAH!!!! SPIKE!!!! RIP HIM TO SHREDS!!!!! You forgot to include The Lost Boys. LOST BOYS FTW!!!!!!
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Let's go to work - That is what legendary vampire says before the legion of death under the rain. They don't bloody sparkle.
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In Different movies they make vampires look different
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Spike is my favorite! Angel is hot, and Edward is just a stupid, sparkly fairy in my opinion.
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Buffy would also easily takeout Edward Cullen. By the way, they're a little nontraditional, but if you want really scary vampires checkout The Strain.
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Rewatching Buffy and I love Spike as much now as I did 15 years ago.......I feel old now.
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David Boreanaz and James Marsters are way cuter than Robert Pattinson too!
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Angel and Spike are AWESOME! Buffy and Lost Boys, true vamps! And twilight vamps don't even have fangs!
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Ehhh.... I'm pretty sure I consider Buffyverse vamps worse than Twilight ones.
For all Twivamps' flaws, they are at least more formidable than baseline humans.
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Of corse real vampires don't sparkle. That would mean they're actually pixies!
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omg buffy the vampire slayer loved that show spikes is one sexy vampire 
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remember when vampires used to suck blood, not dicks?
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Awesome, just awesome. I love it! I mean, im all for twilight, but when it comes to vampires.....eh.
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Tee hee, okay... I like Carlisle and Aro, but Spike is simply the best.
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