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Published: 2015-07-25 13:47:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 5592; Favourites: 199; Downloads: 53
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think about it before choosing crappy pokemons!Poor Magikarp !
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We need the Spetsnaz to watch over these. Anybody who fatally wounds a creature, and not just knocks them out, will be arrested by the elite group.
(That's Vlad for ya, folks.)
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Ben ouai mais aller en arène avec des level aussi minable. Elle est maso la petite! Clairement, il faut qu'elle arrête la profession, elle est pas douée c'est évident. Laisser des pokémons entre de telles mains c'est criminelle! Voilà tout!
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En effet !
En même temps, comment les organisateurs du tournois ont pu accepter sa participation? Avec un magicarpe lvl2 on ne risque pas d'aller loin...
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Je dit raquette organisé tout ça! Ça pue la mafia! Elle paye les droits d'inscription et n'obtiendra aucune récompense après une cuisante défaite! Le monde des Pokémons est corrompue!
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en même temps, l'économie du monde de pokemon semble fonctionner uniquement sur le rackette !!
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Huuuum oui tout à fait! Je me demande si le créateur de cette univers a conscience de la perversité de tout cela. Des combat de bêtes dans des arènes, du raquette et du braconnage, des enfants vagabons.... quel triste monde! Et pourtant des million de joueurs dont moi Nous somme une espèce bien étrange! Et sinon chouette dessin. J'ai carrément tripper avec!
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This is pretty much how violent manga Pokemon battles can get.
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And this, ladies and germs, is what happens when your solo-run level 100 starter is sent out against that one trainer you accidentally skipped at game-start on route 1/2.
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nightmares and childhood ruined...wait im an adult playing pokemon x nevermind <3
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I'm laughing so hard right now XDD. But this is fucked up at the same time XD
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Dark? Point me to the right direction. I love dark themed stuff
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mmmmh I dunno some guy who's crying but is laughing and doesn't have any eyes?
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But but mega beedrill. 
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ahhh but when they evolve they will be awesome!! love the concept ... makes ya think
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They'll not evolve because they are DEAD!
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oh I thought they were just fainted ... except Pichu :S
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*sweeps through crime scene* Hmm, yep, another violent end in the world's foremost illegal underground all or nothing Poke death battles. This Pichu clearly suffered a massive Psychic attack, poor bastard probably didn't even see it happen till his head cracked clean open. This Weedle is cut and dry, a Stomp attack by something much larger than it as shown by the size of the splatter, looks like it tried to dodge but couldn't roll out fast enough. God only knows what happened to the Wooper, the bruises and dry blood around the mouth indicate internal hemorrhaging, seems like several cracked ribs pierced the lungs, could've been Close Combat or a rock-type attack that did it.
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I see charred Magicarp scales, but none in sight. Either it was a snack, or the only prize the sorry bastard who entered their team into this left with. Mercy isn't common in these types of battles, they should count themselves lucky.
(^ Someone who's played waaaaaaaay too much Witcher 3 lately)
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ahah! That would be an interesting crossover!
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maybe, but the enemy team was stronger. Lvl1... mhh
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Pokemon is disturbing. I show things as they are. But dont worry, everyone can be resurrected in pokemon center !
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Life is cruel... Pichu is too weak for this world
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