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2012 New Year -:Work-In-Progress:- — Description
THIS IS A WIP (WORK IN PROGRESS)
I *WANTED* to complete this in time for New Year's Eve, but I do not think this will be the case.
I'll most likely finish this during January.
I'll update this when completed so you can see it =3

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I have a plate in front of me.
I filled it with some of my favorite foods. Sushi, mashed potatoes, ice cream... although together they might be kinda whack, individually I enjoy them.
However, I slipped, and some of the foods mixed together. Mashed potato ice-cream. Joy.
But, being the good and noble person I am, I decide I'll eat it anyway. After all, they still are my favorite foods, right?
Then, as I'm walking to the table, I notice that random people with glowing green eyes are dumping other food items on my plate. Eggplants, cheese, chocolate, cabbage. I like those foods as well, but I didn't feel like eating them today. Oh well, no harm done.
But then things get weird.
These people begin to look more evil. Their fingers become long and bony and their nails grow and curl before my eyes. Soon they are flinging rotten tomatoes, fetid eggs, and rancid meat in my face.
Now... there's a problem.
This is INEDIBLE! How can I eat this!
But it is on my plate. Therefore, I must.

But then as I look around the room I am in, I noticed something strange.
There were two lines: One labeled "Good" and another labeled "Bad".
The signs labeling the two lines were printed with bright, bold red letters. How could I have missed that!
I noticed that I had walked down the "Bad" line.
So, not only did I have to eat this icky food, but I also did this to myself. I am the only person to blame.
I am foolish.

But it is too late for realization now.
The food is on my place.
I must eat it.

You know what that is!? That's a giant metaphor for what's goin' on right now.
I backed myself into a corner and now I've got to get out of it; I have no choice. I've restricted time, I've wasted time, and now deadlines are breathing down my neck.
But it doesn't matter. These deadlines must be met.

So, here's to time wasted and rotten beef.

*gulp* Cheers...

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Do I like to torture myself? I must, for I do this over and over now.
When they give you time, it means TAKE ADVANTAGE of it, not procrastinate until the last few hours.
It's really kinda sad. I mean, even when I AM doing my work, I always find myself distracted.
So I'm looking up some information about a University.
Then, somehow, I start reading about secret societies
Then somehow I find out about the Poughkeepsie Tapes
Then I got side tracked with L4D and was LOLing at random "You have started the witch!" jokes online
Then I started reading about King Henry VII again.

Okay, lemme get this straight...
University > Secret Societies > Poughkeepsie Tapes > "You have started the witch!" > King Henry VII
Can someone please tell me how that happens 0.o
How'd I get from University to King Henry VII, wtf?

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Okay, now about the photo.
I *WANTED* to get this picture done for New Year's Eve.
Have you ever read the story The Little Match Girl by Hans Christian Andersen?? Well, I was reading it a few nights ago and found one line that talked about feet and how cold they were and suddenly, this little idea popped into my head.
As previously stated, I *WANTED* to finish this, but because of me being stupid and having to consume the putrid food on my plate, my hands and feet are shackled to my obligations.
This probably won't be done until, like, what, 3rd week of January?
Because I love loading up my plate with MORE things to do, ya know?
I just love stacking my plate high with used baby diapers, banana peels, shredded paper, and sand.
So yummy... so yummy
D<

So, I'll upload a new new version of this when it's actually done.
But this'll have to do for now...
I gotta finish the feet and make that snow look... not so retarded.
I wanna put "2012" in the snow and make it look like someone wrote it there with their finger, but that sthoopid 2012 will have to do for now.
And that unfinished foot is bothering me >__>' It looks all blocky and awkwardo.

So, here's to a Happy (early) New Year!!
Hopefully we will not repeat same mistakes, aye?!