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Erik agreed to help the young lizard girl get back home. It didn’t seem like a big deal—until he found out where she lived.
He himself lived in a rough neighborhood, but there were such stories circulating about where she came from that even the police didn’t feel safe there.
And now he was walking among huge reptiles, covered in scars and tattoos, who were watching him closely. Here was a mammal, walking with a Lolita hanging by his side, who was definitely showing far too much interest in him. Before he knew it, he felt someone’s breath on his back.
“I live right here,” the girl pointed to the house where the bosses of hell themselves seemed to be sitting. With their pets. “Would you like to come in for some coffee?” she asked flirtatiously.
“No offense,” he replied, “but first of all, you’re too young.” He took a deep breath. “And second, I have a girlfriend.”
The lizard-woman smiled menacingly.
“You know those gentlemen can really hurt you if you defy me, don’t you?”
“I made the decision, so let the consequences fall on me alone.”
The girl’s smile took on such an expression that it was hard to tell whether she liked his answer or whether Erik had just signed his own death warrant.
“So there’s no chance we’ll have some fun together?”
“No.”
The devils began to cheer. The fox closed his eyes, waiting for death, but instead he felt the girl pull him close, kiss him on the nose, and put something around his neck. At that moment, his tormentors reached them and began patting him on the back like an old friend, congratulating him on his choice. Erik looked at the pendant around his neck, which depicted a cross with a skull in the center.
“W… What?”—that was all he could manage to say.
“What do you mean, ‘what’?” one of the men replied. “Babushka likes to test mammals. It’s her little hobby.”
“Take care, fox,” the girl said, “and know that you can ask us for help. And tell your girlfriend that if she doesn’t ask you to marry her by the end of the month, I will.” She opened the door and started to go inside.
“But why do you call her ‘Grandma’?” Erik asked.
“Because she’s the third oldest in our community.”
“So HOW OLD are you?!” asked the shocked fox.
“WHAT DID HE SAY?!” a shout came from inside the house. “Old man, give me the scissors and soap! Another furry with no manners!”
“Get lost, fox,” the girl said to him and disappeared behind the door. “Grandma Muerte, Grandpa Muerte, calm down. He’s a good boy, he just got a little stressed out,” they heard from behind the door.
After that, things went smoothly. Before he knew it, he was driving with three lizards in a pimped-out car toward downtown.
“So where should I drop you off?” the driver asked, and that’s where we’ll end XP

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