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"I f*cking hate you," Shizuo growled, slamming the stick into the bathroom wastebasket and coming out into the living room. There, Izaya was watching PowerPuff Girls from his black leather couch. The brunette turned his head and winced in false hurt at the harsh remark.

"You should've said something, Shizu-chan~" Izaya smirked. Sure, he never would've done anything with the bottle blonde had he known that there would be such reprocussions, but he was still thouroughly enjoying this.

"It's not f*cking funny, you flea!" Shizuo shot back. His life was ruined. "You think I knew that this would happen?!"

Izaya smirked and touched a finger to his own lips. "Maybe~ I don't really know, Shizu-chan~" He laughed. "Who better to spawn your children, Shizu-chan~?"

"Shut up," the other hissed. Shizuo stared down at his stomach, cringing as he imagined how there would soon be an infant growing quite large inside of him. His eyes then moved up from under blue sunglasses to his chest. Would he develop... breasts if he was pregnant?

... Fearfully, his eyes moved down, down. He didn't even wanna think about how this thing would be born...

Izaya smiled cheerfully and turned around to face the other male (or was he?). "We should start thinking of names, shouldn't we?"

Shizuo scowled at him, but the flea ignored it.

"How about this: if it's a boy, we'll name him after me. If it's a girl:... we'll name her after you."

That earned him a vase to the head.